I like how they're pretending it's men and women then using dead men. Sorry, but if you're to do that list Vince Vaughn had better lead it off.

@morninggloria: No, it's not you. It seems that if it was ugly and black it was somehow okay, but if was ugly and in color it was not.

@morninggloria: If it's Sharon Stone, the crazy is anything but hidden.

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Hear me now and believe me later: Ellen Barkin is so hot she could start a flash fire in a meat locker. I'm still pissed how Ocean's 13 turned this into nothing but a joke. She should have devoured Matt Damon whole and he should have been happy to have it happen.

@CrossWord: Shit. Now I have to see it. Between her and Carla Gugino it's just out of my hands.

@Diziet_Sma: ...or as I call it The Adventures of Pussyman.

@Kivrin: Au contraire. It was a running joke on The X-Files that Mulder was in fact a huge porn fan. Who knew it was based on real life. But hey at least he wasn't actually cheating on her right? Right? Hello? (crickets)

@special_boots: Seriously. It's those fucking jeans!

@trulymadlyme: Of course. After all that's how she got him in the first place.

The difference being when Bill was president the secret service would have been screening women like roadies for David Lee Roth at a Van Halen concert.

@luckyduck17: Sorry but she's gorgeous to the point where I feel like a dirty old man looking at her. She's like Brook Burke's baby sister:

I'm sorry but this Jessica Alba bashing is coming pretty close to "Pretty Girl" hate. "She's hot so she can't possibly know anything." You do realize that's O'Reilly's opinion. I mean this isn't Jessica "Is Chicken of the Sea tuna or chicken" Simpson with a history of moronic statements and actions talking here. …

Sigh. Yet another reason to be proud of my home state.

@Whitney's Black Best Friend: I'm a man and I'm straight and I watched both Kevin Hill and Daybreak and now put myself through the putrid mess that is Private Practice. Only Steampoweredboy understands my pain!

Finally a man I can confess my need to watch every crap TV show Taye Diggs appears on to. We'll do it in a sport bar then star a fight to show we're not a coupla marys...

My first thought was of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "How's that ass feel!?!"

Sorry, but I am a romcom whore. I will see this. Your romantic comedy has to be pretty fucking bad for me not to see it. I mean like, Confessions of a Shopaholic bad.

Ain't nothing wrong with Barbarella.

Okay, so it's unanimous: I'm stuck in 1995 for loving that outfit.

I'm digging Melissa Mars in her Doc Martens and when I dig something it stays dug!