@sandinafishbowl: And this is him too:

@alysbrangwin: I thought that was Ohio, the only state to pass laws preventing even White immigrants from coming in?

Yeah, the Secret Service does not play when it comes to even the most oblique threats. They're going to be plenty busy in the near future. I remember one guy thought it was okay to use pictures of Bush for target practice on his range. They let him know it was not.

@annieo: Because as men they're seen as part of the patriarchy that exploits women to begin with, but if you ever read Susan Faludi's chapter on porn stars in her book "Manhood" you'll see they're as fucked up as their female counterparts. And one point I always make about the exploitation of women in straight porn…

@Cocotte: This is another thing. People always wonder why I harp on the older man/young woman thing. Well, the next time you see some account of a guy killing his ex, check the ages. You'll see a disproportionate amount are usually 10 years and up.

Okay, this has nothing to do with Facebook. This piece of shit would have done the same 30 years if he found out his wife took her ring off. Crazy could care less about technology.

Um, where's Christian Bale's Oscar nominated song? Exactly. BOO-YA! In your face, Batman!

Sorry, but "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys" will always be funny.

@nigeriangirl: I think this idea came to him after that incident with the 15-year-old girl. And I'm quite sure the penal system knows his age...

...over to the Motion Picture Academy to kick some ass over Ralph Fiennes not being nominanted. What is all this Benjamin Button shit!?!

Eh. It's no vagina shooter. Rock of Love Bus still rules!

@BabyJane: There's also bad pizza and don't let anyone tell you that it's better than no pizza at all.

"Hey you, with the yellow ribbon. If you're into fuzzy balls..."

@bluetrain84: @Stabby McStabberson loves Gordon Ramsay's potty mouth: Well, just because you're self aware and have a good sense of humor, it doesn't make you a better actor. Just like calling Bill O'Reilly an asshole on Fox doesn't make Jessica Alba into Meryl Streep. It just makes you wonder about their career…

@Shannon: Remakes are a win-win situation. Either a) you get a great new version to compliment the old or b) it's failure solidifies the greatness of the first version. But let's not pretend every original was a classic. I mean, let's face it: the original Ocean's 11 wasn't that great a film to begin with. The…

@Shannon: Given The Karate Kid is about Japanese man who teaches karate to a white teenager in Southern California and this remake is going to be a Chinese man who teaches kung-fu to a Black pre-teen in China, I think we're looking at an almost new film. Not that KK was all that original to begin with. And my point…

@Shannon: You do realize that the classic The Maltese Falcon with Humphrey Bogart was in fact the second remake of that story in ten years? I'm pretty sure no inspiration was present there. This is over 20 years later and appears to be vastly different. I've got no problem with it. Ralph Macchio needs to grow up…

@makeminemanda: No satirical would be if he'd found perfect women and still insisted they were fat but instead he chose naturally full figured women for his joke. He's a douche. The kind of guy who'll always be there to support a Judd Apatow movie where a schlub gets a hot girl.

Like most, I mocked him ruthlessly about his dogs, but when he said he missed them (they're dead, that one is new) because when you're alone in the world there's nothing like the love of a dog, I felt for him.

Damn! Why they gotta cock-block like that!?!