Oh, please. The best predators always have the most patience.

@penny_lane (will sing.her.life, moz): Yes, I too was admiring the curve in them jeans.

@morninggloria: I hate to say it, but Craig Kilborn still had one of the best jokes on the Daily Show ever:

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): Loved Unzipped and Funny Face was packed with real models from the time. And everyone should real Model: The Ugly Business of Beautiful Woman by Michael Gross and A Thing of Beauty: The Tragedy of Supermodel Gia.

It reminds me when a friend of mine was photographer's assistant in the 80's. He was a 40-something alcoholic and she was 20 and dating him. She would tell me about getting coffee for Christie Brinkley and Andie McDowell.

"THE" photo that defined a generation when models were truly "super." If you think Giselle or Agnes even compares then I can only think you're very young:

@Eeva: No. Now that you couldn't get me out of.

I can't argue about good things being in your closet. I've a butter soft brown suede jacket in my closet that I've never worn because I think it's too beautiful for me.

Again, I'm sooo glad this tech was not available when I was a kid because, ALL KIDS ARE STUPID AND IMPULSIVE! There'd probably be shots of my dick all over the place. Hell, I'm thinking about doing it even now...

@SarahMC: ...try the invention of storytelling.

@sammyboombaladdy.the.wonder.kitteh: Here's where I'd normally say everyone should send me pictures and I'd explain why that particular "Delta of Venus" was a work of art, but my agreement with the judge and the state of New York Department of Justice prohibits that. Sorry. Just take my word for it. It's beautiful.

"Security was delighted to discover that once again George Clooney was flying inebriated as he invited them to join him in full cavity strip search..."

@deltabella: Obviously I'm being somewhat facetious, but it pertains to the original question of the post: can you see the broadening of something you consider exploitative as a good thing? Actually, I believe you can, so yeah, it is a slight positive that 40-something women can be seen as positive sexual beings. …

@trulymadlyme: Seriously. It's impossible for one to ever be unattractive. Ever.

@Trashtastic: I'm telling you right now: I'm not wiring anyone bail money so I hope your cousin Remy is still on the force.

I dunno. Is a good sign that 40+ year-old porn stars are making comebacks under the "MILF" and "Cougar" banner?

@sportz.star: Me too. And it's freaking me out.

@cuteasabutton's got ham but she's not a hamster.: See, I don't think the original is so great it needs "protecting" and at least Jackie Chan genuinely knows martial arts. But they're gonna have to change the name, because Jackie Chan does not practice karate.

Um, don't try to make up for lost time by having sex numerous times. You'll only both wind up chafed and sore.

Sigh. No one questioned the credibility of it, just that you used it as an example of your foreign policy experience and not in a self-effacing joke manner, which would have won you some begrudging respect.