@Macloserboy: Hey! I wrote more than that! Damn interwebs!

Heh. I saw this and thought of Jezebel. I knew you'd go after it. Now I'm waiting for your view of Diet Tribe (get it? diatribe

@meetballz: I walked into a drugstore and saw Valentine's Day cards and candies out today. Damn. Can we not get a breather?

We've been through this before. Change "sex" to "alcohol" or "drugs" and people suddenly become more understanding even though getting drunk or stoned isn't a biological impulse you're born with, while sex is. And considering the last few posts about sex addiction have actually been about women I wasn't aware it was…

I can do the cherry stem thing myself and strangely nature gave me the utterly-useless-to-a-straight-man gift of no gag reflex.

@Blueberry26: Not take anything away from this, but you were never safe as a child, male or female, in this world. The only difference is now we're owning up to it and are realizing still now in the 21st century we're not as far removed from our primitive civilizations as you might think. And sadly some of those old…

I love Debra Winger too, but checking out is simply not the solution to a problem and that's essentially what she did. Say what you want about Roseanna Arquette, but at least she stayed in the game.

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): While her waist and clothing are still photoshopped the unfortunate effect is that you get people becoming outraged over changes that simply didn't occur (her eyes, her hair, her shoulder, etc).

The Jessica Alba example is unfortunately mitigated by the fact it's actually two different photos from the same shoot.

I'd like all you commie pinkos to get the hell up out of my country. Understand this:

@torieandrahmsittinginatree: Not as silly as you think. Ratings went down and fans complained and as pretty as she is (and I've seen her in person) that gorgeous mane of hair does add to it.

@Trashtastic is sneaking back into your interwebs, stealth l...: Office holiday party in less than two hours...

I've an odd attraction to Bree Turner. For some reason I feel she and Judy Greer should play sisters.

@tokenblackgirl: I founded this club years ago but was the only member. Soooo fucking overrated. My "Robert Altman Sucks" club still needs a few members though.

A little of the old ultra violence?

I feel your pain, Q. And why don't they pull their pants up!?!

"Oh, it's hard to be a Jew at Christmas..."

@Ulookinatmyjunk!?!: She didn't, but honestly, who the hell does? Julia Roberts? Crash?

Gabrielle Union is like, 40, so "young hollywood" really doesn't apply to her. Black don't crack.

@aubonpam: ...beat me.