@rollergirl76: How sad is it that I know exactly who you're talking about and yeah, I remember she was supposed to batshit crazy. Sigh. I should read more books to make up for this.

"Hmmm, let's see...gym 1-2...DON'T THINK OF PUSSY...meeting with agent at 2:30...DON'T THINK OF PUSSY...3:30 meet with Californication writers for next season...IT'S OKAY TO THINK OF PUSSY THERE 'CAUSE IT'S WORK...pick up dinner on the way home...DON'T THINK OF PUSSY ANYMORE...have sex wife tonight so she knows you…

@Your Screenplay Sucks: When I worked in a Video Store, there was in fact a gay porn title called The Last Surfer. I'm thinking every scene began something like this (I also imagined it was post-apocalyptic Mad Max type of gay porn too about the last surfer on earth running around and boning mutants).

I'm gonna be an old broken record (which is rundant, because if it's a record then of course I'm old) and say the women seemed more beautiful then, shot on film, no computer retouching, no fake boobs and yes, PUBIC HAIR!

For Marisa Tomei to be noticed she'd have to pay a hooker with a soft heart, not a stripper. That alone won't get it. Just ask Elizabeth Taylor, Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts, Elizabeth Shue...eh, we could be here all night.

@funnyface: If you love her, be grateful she's free of that mess. An entire episode ragging on Kristin Chenoweth for posing for Maxim. Really!?! Really!?!

You think Cindy Crawford misses the piece of her they took to grow Rachel Bilson?

Well it's definitely real and definitely spectacular.

@bananastand: I am also 12 and thought the same thing.

@PilgrimSoul: U-S-A! U-S-A!

@BuffySummers: One of the many reasons that show was so great. They kept it real!

@Diziet_Sma: Sadly, there's too much truth in mine.

@rmric0: I had to break it into two parts:

My revulsion at the whole "bukkake" idea, it really doesn't bother me because booze if for adults who why should "adult marketing" be an issue? Not to mention a kid would not understand this commercial in the slightest.

I made a short film called "Plan B" about a guy who tells his best friend that he loves her on her wedding day because that's exactly what he doesn't have in regards to what happens.

@bluebears: I believe it qualifies you more than an actor.

@jgh: Well, she is a lawyer and does have literally a lifetime of public service behind her. However, I do love Fran Drescher and kinda wish this were an actual election so they could fight it out and prove their worth to the people.

@rosasparks: Oh, no! I must contact The Patriarchy HQ to let them know a woman has discovered the fact that we make our underwear to be comfortable and their just to look good to us regardless of comfort. This could upset the balance of everything!

What no one realizes is that's the child's mother.

I'm gonna call bullshit on this. What kind of groupie rock slut wears short-shorts with no exposed asscheek!?!