So, narrowing Jessica Alba's waist is a crime, but taking away all the wrinkles on Ellen's face and neck is what exactly?

Is it her or our sad need to watch celebrities perform every single mundane task in their lives. T

Joan Allen and Kate Winslet are both so owed Oscars it's not even funny.

Why give this coverage to someone who has admitted girl-on-girl crime?

Instant technology + Teenage Lack of Judgement = Trouble.

@TheVaginaWig: I'd be surprised if Tyra has ever had an orgasm. I get a vibe of nothing but sexual frustration and fear from her. Not a good combination. She's never harder than on women who come on the show with an unapologetic sex-positive attitude.

@formergr: I can't say for sure I know either, but her knee-jerk reaction to any criticism suggests to me she harbors some degree of resentment so she over compensates or as never once questioned daddy and like a true believer resents anyone who does.

@formergr: She's "wrong" to stay the course because he's "wrong" to stay the course. The magazine was once on the forefront of an actual social revolution towards sex in this country, then...it stopped. Or maybe I'm wrong to think that, as a woman in charge, she should have made an effort to change things. I don't…

@Gundam_Halo: The problem is this empire has be shrinking for 20 years because there is no other outlook but Hugh's.

Golddigging. Sigh.

Goldding men? Why, we've never met any.

@water baby: Only if she's going to run it the exact same way he did. She never once attempted a different viewpoint or altering the perspective as times change. Even a son would be guilty of this type of self-delusion. I can't help but think that somewhere inside her she knows she's wrong and carries an intense…

@Samanthrax: It comes from the same impulse of trying to make a corpse look good. Trying to "pretty-fy" death.

Honestly, this isn't the surprise you think it is. Why do you think we embalm to begin with?

I'm getting a little tired of people ripping on this movie they haven't seen (I can get that at IO9), so I will take great pleasure in the fact that more people will see it this weekend than have ever seen Mad Men.

Oh, please. The state is already in the sex business. It's well known that the porn industry exploded in Prague and contributes a great deal to the economy.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Damn, you beat me!

@QuinnButes: Um, no. She is very talented, but Tina Turner is a living legend. Aretha Franklin is a living legend. But they weren't at 26 despite having a much greater impact on the world around them and neither is she. Hell, Britney had a greater impact. Is she a living legend too?

@NefariousNewt: ..."Viva, Viva Viagraaaaaaaaa!"

@PilgrimSoul: You left out "bonerkiller."