Actually, they're worse than porn because they pretend to be something they're not, like a seaside postcard or something. But aren't they dying off anyway like all print media?

@Easybreezy@mama_t: I just think it's sad she was simply daddy's vessel. You'd think being a woman would have made her make something, anything a bit different, but you'd be wrong.

@Easybreezy: Not that she held it, but that she held it and affected no real change from her father's viewpoint. As we failed to discuss last week, what's the point in women having prominent positions in the sex entertainment business if they are going to change things for the better?

@Katxyz: It's obviously the same location, but a different side of the pool. And I doubt they photoshopped in "windswept hair" and decided to add a clavicle as opposed to taking one out. They most offensive things about the photoshopping remain (the waist, the breasts and the crotch) but it's a different photo they…

The sad thing is, if you've ever seen papprazzi shots of Jessica Alba at the beach, you know she doesn't need an ounce of photoshopping: [thesuperficial.com]

@scullymurphy: I don't doubt for one second they did make alterations to her breasts, crotch and waist but it's still two different shots from the same shoot at different times of day it seems.

No that they haven't committed horrible crimes with photoshop, but aren't those two different photos to begin with?

Love the choice of photograph, because nothing annoys me more than the "Love that was meant to be" BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER FUCKING SPOKEN!!!

Sorry, but I'll be in Punisher: War Zone with Titus Pullo. THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEN!

@green_ipod: Yes, but take heart knowing you never would have been dumb enough to fuck a married and hideous douchebag like Oliver Stone.

"I don't really look that much like Justin Timberlake, do I"?

The death of her career judging by recent choices.

So they let her keep not only her Working Girl wardrobe, but hairstylist as well?

@Macloserboy: ...and that was before I read about you having to put your dog down! I'm now officially worthless for the rest of the day.

@rosasparks: You have to stop with the stories. You're killing. I'm a macho, macho dude and cannot be crying while reading a feminist website.

Jonah: We're smiling because we're on our way to cast incredibly beautiful girls to be our love interests who'd never speak to us otherwise. I'm gonna pick blonde this time.

I'm going to say it again:

@tailfeather: Sadly that stands out to me too.

I'd just like to point out that to need a comeback you have to fail and that as recently as April "Piece of Me" went Platinum. You know what Jessica Simpson would give to have a Platinum single?

@dj_chick: Sadly, I time whenever Grease 2 is on so I can see "Prowlin'" and "Cool Rider." I obviously decided to forgo all shame a long time ago.