I'll give Donny Osmond this: at he points out that the rules about boning applies to straights as well. Other than that it's always disappointing when someone you like has views so opposing to your own, especially when it was his church that helped usher in Prop 8.

@tonightineed thinks rahm is nom: Thank you. I like to think the reason he's never been able to cut a deal for the last 30 years is because this is a a point of pride for the Los Angeles DA's office and they're just not going to let him slide. If we can't do anything else to this fucker, let's keep him from walking…

...and I think getting face fucked entitles you to write whatever you like.

If he throws up orange juice on your shoes, know there is no greater testament of his love—-even as you scream and run away.

@FourInchHeels: That the goatee hadn't fully come in yet was not helping him.

@Alohamaid: Yeah, she was on him. And she wouldn't leave after her segment was over either. It was hellafunny.

Okay, young people. I'm going to take you back to a time when chin pubes were all the rage, hot girls wore choker and put a blonde streak through their hair even dudes in 80 degree weather wore flannel. It's 1994 and the guest on The Jon Stewart Show is 15-year-old Claire Danes:

@PilgrimSoul: I remember when I saw him on the street years ago when he was with his "crew." I looked down to see him and I'm far from tall.

@rosasparks: Like I said, while I do believe everyone has a right to live a lie and you have no right to take it away if it's not hurting you, I can understand why some in the gay community think famous people who are closeted are in fact hurting them by not showing the world, "Hey this person you love is actually…

@rosasparks: Well, obviously being gay isn't like being ill, but let's say Musto has a disease or condition he's ashamed of and doesn't want anyone to know about while seeking treatment secretly. It's only similar if in the public eye he lives a life in opposition to people who have the same condition, denying him…

@bluebears: Nononononono. She was not married. She was closeted then outed.

@Macloserboy: Sigh. The errors in that just kill me.

@PilgrimSoul: I believe that it's everyone's right to live as they choose, even if that life is a lie. If Tom Cruise is gay and wants to live a farce, that's his right...

"What the fuck do you mean 'Jessica Biel would look fabulous in that outfit'!?!"

@andheartss nom noms cold hearts: Thank you for clarifying what I was trying to say.

"Look, honey. We all have to go through it. No one cares about your sixth toe. I swear."

1) Nice to see Jez no longer hates Kerry Washington for no reason.

@chancentrate: Nope. I think it's an interesting observation. But if the rumors are true, she bagged JFK Jr., only to have Jackie O shoot that down. And then there was the time she was running with Tupac. Both were young, good looking and in Tupac's case, overflowing with charisma. Then there's Mark McGrath of…

We call it maze...

He's already jaded at 9? I want to laugh, but this kid's personality has pretty much been set in stone so know he's going to be that guy who sees a pretty girl and instantly decides she's a stuck up bitch and won't hesitate to share this judgment with everyone.