Oh, and MURRAY!

@gherkinfiend: Actually they making fun of her poor math skills. You can't be 19 "for a couple of years."

God, this is so depressing I just want to go out and have non-complicated hot sweaty sex and feel good about afterwards as we watch Chuck. Who's down? I'm outta here in 45 minutes!

@mslewis: One of the three main cast members is clearly Asian and James Lesure was added as a supporting cast member for the second season:

Remember when all Kylie Bax could talk about was how she liked it up the ass from Marcus Schenkenberg? She should go back to that.

Wasn't there a survey of European women a few years back that pretty much said the French were also the worst lovers? So basically, what good is that Porsche if you don't know how to drive it?

I've never missed an episode, but apparently I am part of the problem, because I've never seen an episode in real time. It's always been DVR.

Poor Evan Rachel Wood. She's so young. She can't possibly know that in just a few years, much less 10 or 15, she's going to look back at all this and go, "What the fuck was I thinking and why didn't someone smack me in the head and make me stop!?!"

@CerebralMagpie: That was the first thing I thought of too! I wonder is Marvel will be affiliated with EC this time around.

The roid raged she-hulk herself:

@PoisonPixie: I sincerely hope "Jessica B" doesn't mean Jessica Biel, because she is anything but a "roid-raged She-Hulk" and it would be sad and an indication of the problem than anyone does think so.

"Is fucking Teri Hatcher in my parking space again!?!"

Doesn't she get any credit for refusing to work out for three hours a day to lose the weight four years ago? That's right. I'm gonna defend her until death! Bring it, you harpies!

See, people like this never make a sex tape.

Alas, I cannot grow facial hair in any noticable capacity. I know it's a pain for some but I'd at least like to have the option to grow something (I long for an mirror-universe-evil-macloserboy-goatee).

I hate to admit this, but I started riding a bike for the first time in over 20 years thanks to an article Maggie Estep wrote for Shape (my roommate got a free subscription). Needless to say, I read it while on the toilet.

...a taunting email from Tom Cruise reminding her there will never be a correlation between winning awards and making lots of loot

...this life isn't nearly as cute at 40 as it was at 25.

@Eeva: Exactly! I read it there! I've never seen her in a wide variety sexually explicit video. Never. Not me. I only read books. Books about puppies. I have no idea if she's almost six feet tall and Canadian.

I just want you all to know I don't recognize the girl in that AA ad as porn star Lauren Phoenix. Nope. I don't.