@KarenWalker: Her boots were rocking and so are these, but I'm a freak that way.

That's right, bitches! She's letting you know she's ready to bring the beat down the next time you want to go for dem nutz.

I hate Musiq Soulchild for his name alone.

This is what I get for actually working rather than updating Jez... I'm gonna get granola crunchy earthy on you all and point out the source of the odor is usually the hair but that's kinda on purpose. We're supposed to like each other's funk and the hair help keeps it there. The real problem is the smell coming…

Um, isn't it the job of your flack to lie for you? I think Liz Rosenberg does her job very well. Buying an album or movie ticket does give you a right to a person's fucking life and they've got every right to deceive you about the intimate details of it.

@ASmallTurnip: Heh. But the fact is, we haven't put a man with facial hair in office since Teddy Roosevelt.

@mondeparfait: Thank you for bringing up JFK. Looks have always mattered, people. It's also why America doesn't elect a man with facial hair or a short man. And neither Obama nor Bill Clinton are hard on the eyes either, especially when compared to other politicians. It's okay to hate the player, but don't pretend…

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: Add me to this. It was funny.

@Ascendo_tuum: No, Sarah Palin was wearing awesome fucking boots the other day and I hated myself then as much as I do now.

@Your_Screenplay_Sucks: I'm...trying...to...resist...maybe more tequila will help...

@ineffable.me: I'm sorry, but sometimes a calculated move works, which is why it's calculated to begin with.

I'm sorry. Her bopping has me. I'm sorry. She's got rhythm! And she threw her hands up! Oh no she didn't!

@ineffable.me: I'm glad Adele got to be on a one of the bigger shows of the year. She totally deserves the exposure. She is all sorts of fucking awesome. Now only Estelle needs to be on the show and they'd have given all the New Brit soul girls some exposure.

That...wasn't bad. And the McCain campaign is very happy. They needed something good.

@SisterMaryMartha is ready for 2009.: Alas, as you can see Madonna appropriately or ironically likes a more hyper-masculine type of brown-skinned fellow and the very fact I'm even here pretty much eliminates that.

Um, Black & Latino guys. And apparently that itch still needs to be scratched.

No doubt by Hollywood Vice

@tweenmama: Sorry, I was at lunch...

@Crazy Broad: We call it "Lizard Charm."

@BeckySharper: Billy Boy's got that nasty vibe that just sets some chicks off. It's like a virus that has to run through their system, but once done you're immune. You Laura Dern and Angelina didn't hook up with sleazy guys again.