@angryblackgurl: I'm pretty sure a background check wouldn't bring that up.

Um, Billy Ray? You daughter is 16 now. Meaning legal. I guarantee you he's being "nicer" to your daughter now than you think.

I despise Max Hardcore and am perfectly willing for him to be the exception to my rule of always defending free speech no matter what the message. Let's save our passionate defense for John Stagliano.

@ItchykooParker:@bandit a la mode: Ironically, Bogart would later die a similar death. I believe he weighed under 70 pounds when he died.

Not bad. It's hard for giant athletes to wear normal clothing and look good, but he's doing it.

Given that Lauren Bacall started smoking to make her voice huskier...

It's Esquire, the magazine of male menopause. I'm amazed they even let a woman over 40 in the magazine, much less on the cover.

I'm sorry, but maybe kids move faster, but finger fucking someone on what is more or less a first date? I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that.

So long as it keeps her from doing Red Sonja.

You only wish the boys in line were 13. Trust me, they're a few decades older than that.

"Jaysuss foocking christ. How can one man be so bleedin' gorgeous?"

Halle's outfit may be a little tight (probably got pre-baby) but that's about it. How Kerry Washington's dull as dishwater outfit gets a pass...

@Understater: This is why we have statutory rape laws, America.

Heh. Does anyone remember when Robin Givens' character on Head of the Class discovers she's a descendant of Sally Hemings and Thomas Jefferson. I cracked up, because something like that would have front page news, but apparently never left that classroom.

Oh, and what's this "affair" bullshit? You don't have an affair with a slave. You rape them, pure and simple. They really don't have a choice in the matter. If they refuse "massa's" advances, they die. Pure and simple.

@treecut...will cut a beech: I did and it blew my mind when I first found out.

@hortense: Nooo! They're good!

"Wait, I thought the high school Swim team was having lunch here. WTF!?! I rushed to get here for nothing!?!"

I think Timberlake himself said it best on The Tonight Show years ago when asked about his love life, "In this business you're always either breaking up or about to get married."

Sorry, but porny images to sell things came from Europe. I blame "The Ecstasy of St. Teresa" which sold Catholicism to millions: [www.students.sbc.edu]