Why is it we see so much of this but never any of his others? I kinda always respected him for keeping his children out of the spotlight.

Oh, and while I know everyone is screaming about how Hollywood is out of ideas they were actually trying to make a sequel to The Maltese Falcon for years. Beat The Devil was almost turned into it. It's always been like this, kids. Always.

@sarah.not.palin.is.a.shih.tzu.with.lipstick: Bull Durham is one of my all time favorite movies. I even bought that jacket because he was wearing it (hey, I was young). But they've been talking about a sequel since it opened, so I can't say I'm too surprised.

So basically the book should be subtitled: "Crap Letters From A Dude"?

"Look, when they asked to use my song for a movie I didn't know it was from a bloody Nicholas Sparks novel. Fucking hell!"

@hesterthemolester: Are you asking him to change his ways?

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@rosasparks: She didn't volunteer it. She was asked. And I'm still wondering why she's doing all the heavy lifting for this damn movie? Was everyone else just too ashamed?

I prefer someone who embraces a sex object title rather than these women who keep saying, "I don't get why people think I'm hot. I'm just such a huge dork." Really, is that why you're in Maxim wearing baby oil and a thong? Because you're such a dork?

@ExtensionOfBob: Actually Johnny Depp has as thing for child-women. Think about it: Winona Ryder, Jennifer Grey, Sherilynn Fenn and now Vanessa Paradis.

"I am ready to dance...The Tango!"

WTF? Hasn't Soulja Boy pretty much proven you don't need a record company?

Jay-Z said "American Boy" a good excuse as any!

@polypam: @token_y_chromosome: Correction:

It looks so 60's London sharp. I can just hear The Buckinghams as they're walking down the street.

"Jesus. Did he have to scream 'THIS...IS...FUCKING!' over and over while we did it? I've got the worst headache."

@Archetype: As in Mean Girls.

I fear for her. 15, tall, thin, pretty, high profile in NYC. How long before we hear of her 20-something boyfriend?

Agyness Deyn is the "fetch" of Jezebel.

@Fizzy77: You only wish it were Joel Silver. It was the freaking head of development of Warner Brothers. Much worse. Then of course, Sex & The City comes out huge and from whom? New Line, a subsidiary of Warner Brothers. He's also the same moron that says because The Dark Knight was such a success the next…