@badmutha: Ah, the days of "Anal Sex Fridays" where some post, somehow would lead to a lengthy discussion of butt boning.

@friendlynerd: "An unfortunate wrinkle in a dress causes old rumors of Jamie Lee Curtis to return to light. News at 11..."

The Couple Behind Her:

"You know when your boyfriend tells you he likes smart chicks like you more than girls like me? He's lying."

@Archetype: Heh. Who do you think broke him (according to Miranda on SATC and Peggy Bundy on Married With Children). And I feel you on real estate messing with your mind. Wine goes without saying.

@SarahMC: I'm thinking "Steveinmidtown" recognized himself.

@Archetype: Now see, when you do that, what's his motivation to change? "I got laid and she paid for half of dinner" is like a douchebag's dream.

@scullymurphy: @Magnakai Haaskivi: It's not good enough to be on HBO, which is why it's on Showtime with The Tudors. They might have pointed out no writer, much less a novelist, is going to get laid like that in Los Angeles. I mean in one episode, he literally looked at a woman an the next thing you know they're…

The guy next to her: "Damnit! For the last time I didn't play her boyfried on The O.C.!"

It's a neverending source of amusement to me that men tend not to like Pussyman...er, Californication which is a male fantasy of being a writer that Hemmingway would have loved, but women just love it.

I love Anne Hathaway. Utter obliviousness to the crap that men do and all. You do realize she's going to date a neverending string of losers, right?

@labeled: And Laetia Casta, right? Remember when she was the hottest thing on the planet? Curved like a fucking mountain pass.

@vamusical: I'd say all women and while there was clearly racist behavior concerning the content of shows, what the hell did she think was going to happen producing a show hosted by a porn star? "I'm producing a show about sex for Playboy hosted by a porn star and I'm shocked, shocked to find nudity and sex going on…

@snowboardervxn: I'm with Eva too, because in a world of canned answers, she keeps it pretty real. Not to mention, sometimes self-awareness is better than brains. And again, she's single-handedly trying to promote a bad movie. Annette Benning, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Debra Messing are missing in action and Meg Ryan…

I'm normally down for tasteless humor and have no love of cats, but that's just fucked up.

@ediebeale: @morninggloria: Sean Bateman is one of the main characters in Rules of Attraction. He attends the same college as Blaine from Less Than Zero. So basically, if you go by the movies, James Van Der Beek is Christian Bale's little brother and attending school with Andrew McCarthy.

@SisterMaryMartha: I can't believe it took so long for someone to say it. It actually looks like she's saying, "Pussy? I don't get it. Are you talking about my cat?"

@SisterMaryMartha: More like "duh." Anyone who knew anything about him knew he wasn't acting in Less Than Zero.

Brooke Shields, I love you and I hate you for being able to fit into jeans you wore as a teenager. I can't wear shit I bought five years ago.

The "White After Labor Day" Rebellion has begun!