@rmric0: Apparently. Whew. I suddenly feel cleansed.

@katekate is squared: In this case it's appropriate, because I know exactly the type of person who's still hating on DC after all this time. He's white, male, upper middle class and just as big a douche as any asshole in a blue shirt and khakis at a bar on Wall Street but has somehow convinced himself that he's…

Is Tricia O'Kelly one of the evil Pilates Moms on The New Adventures of Old Christine? In fact the more evil of the pair? She's hot. When in character.

I saw this on Gawker and was going to ask why Jezebel hadn't devoted an entire post to it because it was so awesome, but I come and boom! It's here. This is why I love you guys. And as an NYU grad who dealt with plenty of Tisch assholes in my time, trudat and word up! Fuck them all and their haterade!

@gherkinfiend: But she's made a movie! Don't you realize that now makes her an expert?

120 mph? Didn't anyone tell Thomas Jane that his Maserati can do 185? But I'm sure he's lost his license so now he doesn't drive.

@Eeva: As a geek—-nay, as GEEK KING who once worked in a comic book store—-I can tell you there a guys for whom there is no hope. It's sad, but true. But on the bright side guys who date and get laid a lot don't build better computers.

@clevernamehere: Well, if you lack the social skills to even meet one another then it doesn't matter how compatible you are. It's just not going to happen. That's why all these "skills" are useless if they don't have the basic confidence to approach someone. And I'm not saying that's easy, but it is essential.

@clevernamehere: To be brutally honest dudes know there's pretty much no point for some dudes, so why bother when you can have another article on ab work, plasma screens or Megan Fox?

@Archetype: Don't give it away! Charge these suckers for it! A friend of mine is bisexual and we joked she could do this because who knows better?

@BeckySharper: But see that's cute. The afforementioned windbreaker is not.

What I don't get is why women aren't getting a piece of this. I'm thinking an attractive woman could make ten times as much money as some dude who calls himself "Savoy."

Thing is, they can take a million courses but you just can't buy confidence. Or fashion sense. That last one is killer. George Clooney's not gettting laid with an ill-fitting windbreaker with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows.

Just #8 for me. Drinking while depressed is a recipe for disaster.

@info*ninja: Of course not. He was too disgusted to do that...though not too disgusted to get it up for fecal blowjob.

@traumamama: Those must have been super absorbent socks!

@MaeHemm: ...and candy! Rainbows and candy!

"Get back in here and buy my sister's album!"

"Your sign is 'slippery when wet.' Ha! I get it! That's a good one."

Him: (thinking) Mother of god, I know she's too hot for me, but listening to her prattle on may not be worth it.