Sorry, but you could see Christian Aguilera's boob job scars in the magazine itself, so someone got fired from their sloppy photoshop skills.

@SisterMaryMartha: Me and you both. I hate shit shots like this, two feet from private property.

@bess marvin, girl detective: I like her more now than before too. Granted, it seems as though she's channeling Angelina Jolie in not just looks, but actions, but one of the reasons we've always liked AJ is that she said and did whatever the fuck she wanted. Who wants another cookie cutter movie bimbo?

@Fizzy77: Seriously. That's Gawker's longest running joke.

@sarah.not.palin.of.a.lesser.god: Well, I believed she believed there were giant robots in front of her, which is pretty much all she'll ever be asked to do (replace robot with "flying superhero" and or "monster" and you have her career). That I wasn't buying her attraction to Shia LeBeouf has more to do with how I…

Oh, Nikki. It's easy to love the pretty ones...

Wasn't Janene Garafalo the star of Backfat before they changed it and made it about fire?

As much as I feel for Tatum, I feel worse for Farrah who's been fighting rectal cancer for years now I believe.

Is it November yet, because this is going to reach toxic levels of hostility here looooonnng before apathy and exhaustion kick in.

@DorothyZbornak: Okay, that's my personal Comment Of The Day!

@broad: Her voice is much nicer than I expected, but you're right. They fuck the music up. She would have been better off just doing it just like Kim Carnes:

Not to defend Ariana Huffington, but are you seriously holding what she did 20 years ago when she was admittedly a different person against her?

Apparently Sam Cooke's family took his horrific rendition of Cooke's work on Fashion Rocks seriously.

@fashionably-challenged: If anyone thinks that changes what I wrote one single bit, you're wrong. In fact, I think it guarantees it.

Him: I especially like the part where Jesus proclaims his love of all of of mankind.

Quick, Matt Dillon! Do an impression of Johnny Drama on entourage!

@farmersdaughter: Woo-hoo! But what I love most are the two bitch-goddesses who guard the gates to their little cheerleader kingdom like it was heaven itself. I only hope the girl who looked like a pretty version of Julia Roberts comes back.

@SisterMaryMartha: It was 17 years ago... Yes, I feel old now too.

@SisterMaryMartha: I was referring to Jezebels in general maybe being too young to remember.

@BrutallyHonestBabes: Everyone should do that! Not just for husbands but even for guys you're dating (hint, hint). I won't front; I've mocked and sneered at cheerleaders all my life, but at the same time never hid my desire for them. In places like the South and Midwest, it's all but impossible to drink a little of…