@PilgrimSoul: Well, I'm from one of those places where it's taken seriously (most of America), so this doesn't surprise me too much. Maybe some of you are too young to remember the Texas Mom who hired the hitman to make sure her daughter made the cheerleading squad. This is part of that same mindset.

@ronaldpagan: Well the studio which will be making this in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,... tells me the film version will have none of these "downers" and will be have the male friend of appeal of Jessica Simpson/Biel/Alba in a cheerleading outfit and bikini.

He ain't never ever had a love to the pedal to metal and burn rubber on him, Charlie. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

@bria: Lisa Edelstein is the main reason I watch House. Just to see what tight dress and/or skirt they have her in this week.

I thought she made her name imitating Armani?

@Easybreezy: Well, first homes, you gotta walk the line...

Braak, dude. That play doesn't looks science fictiony or superheroy at all.

"Let these toes tell the world once and for all who the first supermodel really was. Twiggy? Come on, now. I mean real models."

I know that's supposed to be cute, but they look like they've come for my soul.

@anonymiss: Well, I think that's what you and others want to see, because creepy is much more interesting than just plain old sad. I mean, cheating one your spouse with someone who looks just like that person...

"...he went on to describe the former as 'The Apatow Syndrome' and the latter as 'The Bradgelina Effect.'"

Um, you're ripping on him for all wrong reasons, because Brooke looks like her mother, you know the woman he married? In that case he's not boning some clone of his daughter, but having a typical mid-life crisis and going for a younger version of his wife.

@rosasparks: While I do feel sorry for anyone going through this (my roommate is an actress so you can imagine what I see) I do understand where Beckysharper and some of the others are coming from. It's like hearing White Christian Men complaining about...well, anything. Pity is hard to find when you think of how…

And this on the day when I'm trying to decide to work out of go drinking with Jezebels. Do you feel how torn I am!?! Can you feel my pain!?! Ah, who are we kidding? It's two for one drinks until 8:00. No contest at all.

@SisterMaryMartha: I'm with you. You're either a dirty old man or you're not. The rest is semantics. They're both dirty old men, period.

@rosasparks: I think we've hit on it. The difference is sweat. If you're a 40-something man who refuses to even consider dating an equal but don't look sweaty while doing it, you're okay.

George Clooney: 40-something sworn bachelor, dates 20 something cocktail waitresses, Jezebel fave.

That painting fucked me up as a child. Thanks for bringing it back.

@sybann: ...of course you find out later he's been having an affair with the married sister as well.

Sorry, but you're just looking for something to bother you if you find pedophilia in that commercial. Very convenient of you to leave out all the silly "glances of romantic meaning" exchanged between the impossibly cute neighbor and the obviously single visiting sister. It's a bad romantic comedy shoved into a…