@maggiethecat: Real models are usually found around in their teens, not their early 20's so no serious models are on this show to begin with.

...says the straight guy on Jezebel.

@rednrowdy: Straight guys watch this show?

If you were really "over" John Mayer you wouldn't be writing about how you're "over" John Mayer.

@SisterMaryMartha: I'm sure it's not the first time it's happened to her nor will it be the last.

Whoops, that's his wife not his daughter. Easy mistake.

Wow. Katie Lee Joel has really come into her own. See, Rumer Willis! There's hope yet!

Yes, but do they all look like damn dirty hippies like the original, which was cleaned up in the 80's.

"My god. This is what all those girls meant when they said talking to me was like talking to a brick wall. I've got so many apologies to make."

@keldo: See, that's it. I hate "MILF" so much, cougar is simply better by comparison. At least a cougar is the hunter while "MILF" stinks of prey. I still cannot fathom how that became part of acceptable day-to-day language after spending most of its existence as essentially a forbidden as "fuck" itself.

@BeckySharper: Cybil Shepard has always said that, outside of movies where she has to be seen wearing them, the only wears heels in the bedroom.

America has always had a thing for English brunettes, from Joan Collins to Jaqueline Bisset to Charlotte Rampling to Amanda Pays to Elizabeth Hurley to currently Kate Beckinsale. And I fully support this foreign policy. And I love Liz Hurley, no matter what stupid things they've claimed she's said over the years. …

I was waiting for a Jezebel overview of the new fall season, but I'm surprised it wasn't an overall survey of women's roles. Buy me lunch and I'll do it for you.

Oh, and he was only interested in one girl in particular. Sorry if this ruins anyone's fun in trashing him prematurely.

"So I'm back to the velvet underground..."

I've got five bucks says Scientology and another ten says she's the next cover bride for a celebrity gay member.

@I_b_hatin: Married a zombie prince.

Fucking Eric Benet. I defended his ass when others mocked his claims of an addiction and now he admits it wasn't? He is a dumbass. But this remake remains dope after all these years:

@PilgrimSoul: Heh. I loved that scene.

@Archetype: No apology necessary. When actors and musicians have problems like this, so long as they're making money, not only is the problem allowed but tolerated, supported and even romanticized. When it's your local barista, it's a bit different.