@AthertonMerriweather: With Ciara which I found amusing.

@BeckySharper: I won't say we're good, but just as some women have a sad, sick attraction to men who stink of trouble, so do some men have a sad, sick attraction to the biggest bitch in the room.

@BeckySharper: I wish I could tell you they were totally wrong, but that would be a lie.

@STICKSnSCONES: They don't know about this here.

@Merkin: Now see I'm confused because if there's a buffet that means eating and if I'm eating, that means I'm on the clit....

@rednrowdy: Exactly what I'm saying. Lazy + horny = shit like this. We don't want to work too hard either getting the sex or actually doing the sex itself.

@MegSpencer: Was it "The Fucking Machine"? Seriously, when I worked in a video store a friend asked me to look for it because he'd seen a clip which apparently had this bit of dialogue. All in German of course:

I think it's obvious why dudes are looking for a way to find women who orgasm vaginally. It's of an an old lazy horny man formula that I will share with you. Now originally it was that a woman's attractiveness was inversely proportional to the amount of trouble it was to get her into bed (hence the appeal of certain…

It's gonna be a loooooooong 60 days.

@STICKSnSCONES: But that's all it is to her and to the people writing for her. You're giving more thought and depth than they did and if we're lucky, this ignorance will bite them in the ass.

Well, honestly this is the VP candidate's job. It's Biden's job and it's her job. It's good cop/bad cop with Obama and McCain "rising above it all." It's called having your cake and eating it too.

@msAnthrope: Thank god glove season is right around the corner...

On the other side, I knew a woman who swore she could tell which guys in our office were well-hung because they walked with a swagger the under-equipped did not. I thought of changing my gait around her, but it was already too late.

That's actually good for Tara Reid. We should support her in this.

@thelawschooldropout: That was the huge rumor a few years back.

"In any country" is what I meant to say. Sigh. First day back from vacation...

Not to seem cynical, but for someone on this level in country to get busted it must mean someone of equal or greater weight wanted him taken down. Either way, I'm happy for the justice.

Has Ciara come out yet? Just curious.

I'm sorry, did she just throw the word "union" out there!?! A Republican!?!

@STICKSnSCONES: Because she dared not maintain the body of a 17-year-old despite being the 25-year-old mother of two.