Another shot of Blake Lively, another opportunity for me to feel like a dirty old man for loving her so much.

@hamburgerhotdog: Yes, but it was a great swipe at Cameron Diaz and I've always found her cutesy little "Look at me! I burp and fart like guy!" routine as annoying as hell. Otherwise the movie was an overrated waste of my time.

Wait. These two wrote 10 Things I Hate About You!?! Talk about it being all downhill after that. I'm noticing a trend in each movie getting dumber than the one before. I foresee the next one being about a porn star who discovers herself when she orchestrates her own gang bang video as opposed to having men do it.

What really bothers me about this is, if you made it with dudes who were taught by some vapid male model, they wouldn't cast handsome guys and just dress them down. They'd cast those guys from Superbad and they'd still get the hot girls in the end, while in this one of "dowdy" girls is in fact the hot girl from…

"Minnie Driver is seen here celebrating her victory over Gwen Stefani in the 'Longest Celebrity Pregnancy' contest..."

@silkyjumbo: Wesley Snipes made a very oblique comment about the advantage of the Asian woman he's with (wife or just baby momma I don't know) being she doesn't bother him when he comes home, i.e. that's what a Black woman would do to him, so he in fact dissed two groups of women of color. And this after knocking…

@robynella: But he also feels that Democrats keep Black people begging for handouts.

@braak: ...as a Republican.

"Um, that's a fine chair, but the tag on it says it's for Matt Damon so why are you showing it to me?"

She's doing research for her role as a disabled transexual?

Is Lance Bass the celebrity gay pal?

@your Mrs. Robinson: Nope. There's much CB love here and when the show starts again in little over a week, you'll see it.

"I can't pretend any more. I want you here, now!"

@anibundel: ...then she fixed the hair under the guise of flirtatiously "playing with it"...

As a dude, I will tell you, very few things look as smooth as the minor cuff adjustment while walking and this picture is proof of it. You can hear the theme from American Giglolo in the back ground.

@QueenOfTheForest: I second this. Though it does bother my that Olympic tkd has no headshots. Then why the hell did I have to learn all those high kicks!?!

"You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple."

@gherkinfiend: How wrong is it that I wish I could give that bear out as gifts?

40%!?! What. The. Fuck? Someone needs a revolution ASAP.

He can't believe that 27 Dresses outgrossed Made of Honor.