@ilikenoise: You're just here to get me into trouble. You're that person. My mom said I couldn't play with you any more.

@ilikenoise: Fine... "...fighting discrimination on all sides, the Jewish Lesbian Swim team goes for the gold with their proud and defiant "Rim Star" configuration!"

It always blows my mind when realize that beautiful girl you see in fact gets her looks from her dad (Denise Richards also looks just like her father), who's a freaking engineer! He's ruining all our theories on beauty and brains that keep us warm at night.

@HeatherNumber1: My thoughts exactly.

What, no Jessica Alba?

....no, I can't have worst comment of the day twice in a week, so I just can't say anything about this.

Wait. There are actually douchey white guys who don't have an Asian fetish? I didn't think that was possible.

@mama_t: I understand, but the difference is Michael Phelps is an adult and if he took steroids it would be of his volition. Not so with these girls. They will be humiliated for something they had no choice in to begin with. China just needs a "shot across the bow" to let them know it won't be happening again.

They should just let it go. You want to send China a message? Require x-rays at the next major world competition. China won't be able to send these girls because then it will be revealed. It'll be a defacto admission of guilt, but the girls won't have to undergo the humiliation of being stripped of their medals,…

@funnyface: Beat me. I was going to say the same thing. So yes, you can "count the tree rings."

@Meg: Exactly!

Who Michael Phelps is hooking up with: [i49.photobucket.com]

Gee, I guess this means I have to stop calling her Lesbian Spice. Then again, my names were always different (Red Spice, Yellow Spice, Brown Spice, Skinny Spice and Lesbian Spice).

@callmefilmgeek: It was truly sad watching her, but her genuine anger at Baio made it kinda interesting.

@Princess Leela (formerly theGP): Not really familiar enough with where they both stood at the time to assess anything more than Debbie being the "nice girl" ditched for "the sexpot." Also, while Liz had an Oscar for Butterfield 8 (she played a whore who dies, which is instant gold as we know), I'd still say Debbie…

@hannapdx: Me and you both. Not that dance doesn't require just as much as any Olympic sport, but that's what this looks like to me, dancing.

@aprilsimnel: Truly. And years later Elizabeth Taylor apologized to Debbie Reynolds and now everyone hates Eddie including his kids, since he wrote a book proving what a douchebag he was.

@erinna: The irony is most of the A-listers have more flops than hits. Clooney, Kidman, Pitt, Jolie...take a look at their track records and you'll see more failures than successes.

@Princess Leela (formerly theGP): @roodles: Well, let's say on paper he traded up because we don't know what it's like at home, though he obviously likes it no matter what it is. But if you judge "up" by youth, looks, success and concern for a better world, then there's no doubt he traded up.

@erinna: Considering her last film, The Break Up made $200M worldwide, I'm gonna have to say her box office career is fine.