Zucchinis. My old college professor grew them and he kept trying to pawn them off on us because he had so many. If we were being stupid he would also call us "A bunch of zucchini."

Personally, I don’t feel any need to go vegetarian, but I do try to seriously limit my meat consumption, and eat ethically-raised meat when I do. It’s a hell of a lot more expensive, which helps encourage me to eat less of it. :-)

those are all the reasons I plowed my garden under this year and signed up for a CSA instead. Also, I am lazy.

... or .... we could, I dunno ... do something to change things?

No we ran out.

It’s entirely true that “ethical” food is the realm of liberal bougie types, and the reason is a combination of awareness about food ethics issues and the ability to access and pay for more ethically-produced food. But I reject the idea that it’s stupid or snobby to care about consuming food that’s produced in ways…

But your lawn has a Bulbasaur!!!!

So...buy local?

A friend’s sister legitimately believes that this game is evil and a form of mind control. Watching it unfold on her status update was both hilarious and depressing.

Huh... Poliwrath, Hypnotoad... it all makes sense now!

PSHHHH! South Park called that years ago. They just called it for the wrong state.

Okay #realtalk for a second.

I chose you Copyright laws!

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

Usually, there’s nothing funny about the WBC. In this case though, it’s hilarious to imagine this intern who runs their Twitter trying to explain how he knows so much about the Pokemons to these virulent racists.

IS THIS AN APPROPRIATE PLACE FOR ME TO POST THIS TATTOO I GOT OF KATE WEARING A CROWN OF ROSE QUARTZ A FEW MONTHS AGO?

this is all i’ve ever needed. this is all i’ve ever wanted.

Yes! The godawful metaphor comparing a woman to something expensive, exotic, or dead is the first sign a piece has been smashed out by a semi-sentient boner. I think you definitely have a point that said boner is writing for itself more than other boners, but I assume these writerly boners think their boner experience…

But these guys are wanking to their own words more than anything else.

To approach her was to approach a church as a reformed Catholic might: knowing the possibility of dazzlement and revelation but arriving within to find a perfect collapse of one’s hopes in the face of the dusty reality of a room full of chairs. What promised the beauty of defined features was on closer regard just…