Why is your taco bowl IN A BOWL, you fucking cretin.

In case no one noticed, in his pile of sub-taco-bowl reading material is a picture of ex-wife Marla Trump in a bikini.

You'd think that Donald would be the top- notch, best in transparent pandering, but he's not! Sad!

a human Kinder Egg whose inner surprise is a tiny pebble of rat shit

The only resemblance here is that they’re both too elegant for words.

Why did I read all of that.

It doesn’t matter, because stars are blind

I mean...

The Republican Party showing once again their “compassionate conservatism”. Take a woman who wants to be pregnant and foist the horrors of them dictating how she should terminate a pregnancy. I have no words.

I don’t have to hold my nose. I’ll vote for whoever is the dem nom joyously.

honestly i am team daenerys is the worst

I don’t think there’s an illicit Bran-Lyanna romance there. I think due to the nature of the warg, he can see but not be seen. Greenseeing is a type of warging where you’re observing from the weirwood trees, as opposed to regular-possessing-animals-and-Hodor warging.

I love that “Daddy Lessons” can’t be county according to some of the all-knowing Nashville critics but “We Are Never Getting Back Together,” which has not a twing, nor a twang was on the Country charts for months.

I didn’t pick that up, brb getting more foil.

Just gonna camp out here for a while.

Dat Dame Mirren doe...

Huh? I can’t think of anything in this or yesterday’s article that wasn’t (correctly) characterizing her as being in the right.

I definitely agree that people go too far. I might be dating myself here, but I knew someone who ran into Val Kilmer in the parking garage of his lawyer’s office as he was going through a divorce. She asked him for his autograph and he wasn’t terribly rude but was a bit brusque and brushed her off without giving her…

Plus...waiting for Matthew Perry....eeew.