I get the point Piers is trying to make. But the catch is, Piers, you are both assholes and that makes it OK.

Or Homer buying Tom Landry’s hat in the same episode he wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys. Do the math, people!

Except for the fact that these contestants are all seemingly Americans. Treating the idea that 3 ostensible trivia masters all completely whiffed on a quintessentially american category with such incredulity makes perfect sense. Can you imagine getting 3 Brits together on a gameshow and having none of them even having…

Counterpoint: I work in IT, my last gig was full of 20something dudes, and they all followed football. Although I do wonder how many of them do it only because of fantasy.

I knew them all and I am nerdish. Most of the people I know who have similar tendencies would have gotten a few of these. Maybe it is a generational thing, I heard a survey on the radio yesterday about how few people in their 20's pay attention to football now.

They ran this clip on SportsCenter this morning. The hosts were speechless.

The reason they would sign cousins and trade up is because they are the Jets and they aren’t good at this

Yes, I agree.

Bridgewater is not a legitimate nfl starter.

Thanks for responding, I appreciate your thoughts. As a Vikings fan, I would love to have Cousins. I think he was very undervalued in Washington. I also am not sold on Keenum, and was never convinced that Bridgewater is a legitimate NFL starter.

Yes, the great cholera outbreak of 2018, brought to you by “eating the booty like groceries”.

PFFFFFTTT LOL!!!!!!

This whole article talks about sticking your tongue up someone’s bung hole like it’s a completely normal and sane thing to do. My boss thought eating the flesh of a filthy, disgusting pig was perfectly normal, but putting ketchup on it was gross. Both views are devoid of any sense of reality.

Mints should be provided afterwards.

Yeah, sex is already pretty amazing without asking another human being to stick their tongue in your poop chute. I’ll pass. No matter how good it feels, there something kind of degrading and deranged about this.

Or you can cut open a non-lubricated condom (condoms with lubricant or spermicide will taste gross)

On the protection note: I would consider using protection even if you are “fluid bonded”, there is a potential for e.coli bacteria to take residence in your throat, particularly if you are already prone to things like strep infections or still have your tonsils.

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