Nobody in the Jalopnik comment section gets laid. Nice try, troll.

Stupid stance trend needs to die. 

Forget it, Jack. It’s Flavortown.

I’m 59. Do you party typically means “Do you smoke weed”?, at least in my realm. Once however, 30 years ago, my ex and I had become friends with an attractive couple. The women were in the kitchen at our house and the dude and I were hangin’ in the living room listening to tunes. He told me they were attracted to us…

What if we decided to sew two people and a car together to make a Human Chevettipede?

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

If an Esprit ever moves more than a mile under its own power, the London Philharmonic Orchestra is legally obliged to come to your house and play the anthem of the owner’s nationality. A bit like the Olympics.

I think Bubbles was the winner here.

Also, a huge timesaver for me is learning to embrace the quick navigation commands using Ctrl + arrow keys. And quick highlights using Shift + Ctrl + arrow keys. Instead of highlighting by clicking and dragging all the way down a page, you simply hit Shift + Ctrl + right arrow to select all the columns then Shift +…

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

An oil change gives me an excuse to crawl under the car a few times a year, and spend some quality time with the hood open, and nose around in search of things that are broken/worn out or have one foot in the grave, whereupon I can fix it myself or take it to my mechanic.

“weird beef between Guy Fieri and Anthony Bourdain”

She was devastatingly cute in The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Can it drift?

This really should have a trigger warning.

I don’t think the book is problematic. I think it is a very smart book written about problematic characters who live in a problematic culture- but I don’t think the book itself is problematic. I think it is sometimes misread, but I think more generally what has happened is that most people think they remember the book…

Liar! He hosts a radio programme.