I was just thinking back to the Delta Gamma email. Some things are best understood with artistic interpretation.

I am I bad person if I turn this into a conservative “Scent of a Woman” script?

It’s like a Suzuki Samurai knocked up a Ford Explorer.
“Roll over boy”

Well said.

Also available in Urban Assault Green:

Those waters were tested by Ted Danson in ‘93. Didn’t go well then.

Jonah Goldberg’s mom.

This skips over the part where Linda Tripp decided to turn her relationship with Monica into a book deal. I mean that was the reason she taped the conversations.

Probably because he doesn’t want to remind people about Natasha Stoynoff.

Advising the public in times of distress is a time honored duty of the elite. It’s certainly not something to lose your head about.

- M. Antoinette

Nope. Last time I took it into a dealer they went crazy-eightballs listing everything possible to the tune of $3k. We’re talking down to $140 labor to change light bulbs.

I had to pay them a diagnostic fee to prevent the insurance company from totalling the car. Brought it to a local mechanic, they fixed a few…

Shane, I can now say that I seriously underestimated the cost and upkeep of a new family member. Namely childcare. For the first five years we were paying between 7-10k a year. Summer camp, sports, strollers, beds, all that stuff is going to seriously put a dent in your beer money.

Now I don’t know your financial…

You could get half of Tony Bourdain’s wardrobe on auction for Cobain’s left sleeve. If I only I were taller.

mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

I’m losing my faith in Skynet.

Like the umbrella sellers used to say, “Guarantee - this one last fifteen minutes”.

Orcas? That wasn’t my first answer.

Your suspension thanks you.

A platypus