I'm sure a million other people have done this, but unlocking The Guy in Super Meat Boy is probably my single most impressive accomplishment.

His Serpico is great but I'm also fond of his Will "how 'bout them apples" Hunting.

It means they'll think you're slow.

It left when it was good and ready.

"What Sarah Said" by Death Cab is the first one that springs to mind for me.

I don't have anything to contribute to this discussion except that there's a guy who looks like Sloth from The Goonies in the background of the header image.

Oh, yeah, they're absolutely a VERY different role. I just thought it was kind of silly to suggest that the all-time NFL scoring leader is not, in fact, a football player.

I don't mean to be a dick or anything, but using an objectively false statement as the opener to your argument is maybe something that you might want to consider not doing

Years ago I found out that, at least with my friends (we were a bit drunk at the time, so your mileage may vary), I could give the pointer the tiniest push in the right direction and then literally take my hands off of it and they would keep moving it. And then put the tiniest bit of downward pressure on it to get…

We're through the looking glass here, people.

and they also take used games, re-shrinkwrap the case, and sell them as new.

Angry, angry young man.

"here's some free sex ed that won't get you arrested" is the sketchiest-sounding endorsement anyone has ever made

maybe just crappy.

Mother Simpson: Because the world needed an episode of an animated sitcom to cry about before Jurassic Bark existed.

1. Cape Feare
2. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
3. Sideshow Bob Roberts
4. Brother From Another Series
5. Black Widower

"gender fascist": the tryhard's way of saying "feminazi".

Some dads aren't your dad.

The calendar clearly says Smarch has 28 days. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic month or something? fired, blunder, etc.

NotJohnHubinger's right; let's none of us have a cow.