Snowing has a track titled "Methuselah Rookie Card"

King Park is one of the best short stories ever shouted

the drawing from the fish story of her looking up at her father, bawling, covered in blood and holding a knife, might be the single funniest drawing I've ever seen

well, not with that attitude

My dad played Rock N Roll Animal in his truck when I was maybe 11 or 12 and went on about how it's one of the best live albums ever recorded (he actually saw Lou live right around the time that the album was recorded). I was a dumb little kid of course, and I failed to see how it was any better than whatever garbage I…

[Leonard Pierce joke goes here]

Only 30,000 people will read this obituary in the first five years, but everyone who does read it will go on to die.

the first time I saw [REC], when Pablo sticks the camera into the attic and starts slowly panning around, I started hyperventilating. That's probably the most terrified I've ever been during a movie.

don't read Heavier Than Heaven, then.

Generic Indie Kid has busted whichever hand it is that he types with

OH FOR PETE'S SAKE, BART, USE THE PLUNGER!

It was sadly poetic that Hank was buried in a hole that Walt dug for his money.

My first exposure to TV Party (and my first awareness of Black Flag's existence) was when the cast of Futurama covered it :(

if I had to pick one, this would be my favorite

what song will thrush fuck to in 2013?

"I just blew your mind, didn't I?"

Sign this was made BEFORE 2001: Joe C cameo.

Every Dooley line is flawless, but I think "Joseph likes to watch" might be my favorite

It really did have an abnormally high success rate, but it seems even more blown out of proportion when it's compared to Dr. Drew.

This is still my favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watc…