I think you sub out Jozy for Wondo and Aron for Dempsey.

"smoking paper trail"

Not for Giuseppe Rossi's lack of trying.

Your knees will start shaking and your fingers pop

You forgot the footage from centerfield, both dugouts and the parking lot.

that is the only time guys in the bullpen get to run.....ever. Are we really going to suspend guys for running at a time when Michele O is out fighting to get kids to do just that?

you lost me at unarguable point, too.

The Kings almost deserve a championship just on the basis of who they ran through to get to the final.

Because the Madrid vs Barcelona rivalry still exists (the Basque influence isn't as strong these days), it's actually a minor miracle that, given the on-field animosity between the two clubs and the Catalan apathy towards a collective Spanish glory, the team has stayed united for so long.

My money is on the ceviche

[Busquets falls over from the fart]

The important issue for this group is NOT to finish second. That way you avoid a match-up against Australia in the second round.

What was especially impressive about Bush's pitch was that he threw it with some real zip on it and from the rubber. Bad president or not, that was an awesome first pitch for the commander in chief to throw in October 2001.

To honor his last company, Ballmer will insist that the Clips' jerseys be blue and that they set the most physical, deadly screens in the league.

It's actually excellent Reporting... Who: Maya Angelou What: Cancels appearance Where: Houston When: Friday Why: She's dead

"You seriously wanna do this again, Zimmer?"

All of this because Landon Donovan wasn't selected? Seems a little crazy.

Lombardi's not much of a journalist, relying so heavily on secondary sources.

Dante Stallworth's car, but good luck.