Referee: "Because of these unusual circumstances, the match will be struck."

This really sucks for Hernandez. Let's say he ultimately gets acquitted. Is anybody really going to want to sign him now the he has proven character issues?

1) 40+

Locked in the bathroom at the Paralympics. Where is Oscar Pistorius when you need him?

Yeah bring that up while totally forgetting about the Holocaust.

I have to stick up for my boy Vertonghen here. I know it looks like it was soft, but how do you know it didn't legitimately hurt him? Even the slightest bump to your head stings a hell of a lot more than you'd think.

This behavior is just WAC

Considering the guy is apparently famous enough to have one of those "put your face in here and pretend to be his girlfriend then take a picture" attractions at a local restaurant, is it really that surprising he was able to pull so much ass?

Matheny suggested Martinez "think about baseball"

asking? Nobody is asking...BEND OVER!

Scores of Idiots Don't Realize Sapphire and Chronic Is Making a Joke

Not sure if that was the feeling you were going for but it totally read like that to me. Also apparently nobody gets sarcasm today. This is serious thread.

You can read right? It says the date of the tweet right on it.

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Look, rules are open-ended and judgement calls by refs. That is how it works. Sure, you can argue that call both ways.

You seem unfamiliar with the new rule.

Gaywatch

Johnson Tsunami

Chasing Priapics