I didn’t realize the inflection spectrum I could spontaneous travel using the phrase “Holy Shit” in one hour until I watched the season finale. There was so much cursing. Amazed cursing. Surprised cursing. Angry cursing. Concerned cursing. So good. (I was fairly quiet during episode 9, too busy flinching and ducking…

WTF, Civil War sucked. How can anyone like that garbage. So boring. I could’ve written a better movie and I can barely read.

This article is absurd. The only factor here is which political party is hurt by this accusation. Jezebel would never dare write a story about whether or not she gets the benefit of the doubt if the sides were reversed

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Seems weird an obese guy named “Skeeter” isn’t from Florida already...

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

Gas, brake, honk. Sack, pick, sack. Honk, honk, punch

Zika: GIVE UP THE GHOST! Quit talking about how you’re still “chasing the ghost” of Bubonic Plague as if you can catch/pass BP legacy. You can’t.

Clearly Paul Rudd in a fat suit. Granted, he’s doing research for his next film, “Fat Tony Romo.”

More like Neck Martin am I right, ladies and gentlemen?

I was gonna say KD (Kraft dinner) being from Canada. But same same. It still works.

Oatmeal Cream Pies in the refrigerator are a godsend.

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

Waiters gonna wait

Man, Affleck is a shitty Batman.

It kind of looks like blackface.

“Eye am de raw!”

Aw man. I suck. Well, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE NAMED SCOTT”