He's dining with Jim Tomsula. He's got to have a place setting, not just eat on the dirt like a goddamn animal.

I know we shit on Melo all the time but genuine props for this.

These guys really can make a difference if they wanted to. Mizzou’s football team is proof. And that’s just Mizzou, which is irrelevant in the world of sports.

Yea..but.....weed.

Oregon: California’s Canada™

“All the water.”

I think we are all overlooking Illinois. Chicago has the guns and once they know they can shoot outsiders its on. Okay, maybe too many bordering states.

You can’t really change the Reds or the Bengals colors.

Regarding water, California would plow straight through Oregon and Washington, claiming all that sweet Pacific Northwest water. We’d also overrun Nevada and Arizona within a week, taking control of Hoover Dam and the Colorado River. The rest of the West would fall in a month, giving us a huge buffer zone while…

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

Can we list the countries that are better at soccer than England?

Sorry. I meant THIS little guy.

Everybody dies, has sex or rides a dragon

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

I can’t believe Phil Jackson was right about them.

It was so enjoyable to see Lebron sending Steph’s cute layup attempts into the third row.