No

Light sabers melt steel beams

Be afraid

All I wanted was a fucking Jedi training montage... and I got dick.

“It belongs in a museum. “

It made Kylo and Rey more interesting. Finn and token Asian girl and frankly Poe were all made to look like useless incompetent fools, who let’s be real, are not very interesting anymore.

It didn’t kinda blow... I’m not sure what these nerds are all smiling about after they just had to take a bite out of a shit sand which. It was bad, but the bread was good

You glorious son of a bitch.

“There is nothing to feear... but feea...huh? ...

Yeah... fuck her

Bill Maher does

You seem like the person to ask, I’m a try and do this without spoiling... Did Finn and lady at Monte Carlo, find the person that they were supposed to? Like did they miss the actual target or was the actual target the person that helped?

“Apple Barb”

Please ask what state first... please :(

Your header is glorious, thank you 😊

I want to start a slow clap for this

This is probably a bad take but ever since Roger Clemons made the excuse that he just got bigger and stronger and better as he got older, I’ve be always been side eyeing older athletes who perform near the top of their peers... I think with a healthy amount of certainty we can look at Peyton Manning and conclude he…

I am a Giants fan... hello

More stars for this one

Counterpoint: No it wasn’t.