“A) what law(s) prevent you from recovering your property and B) how would the police know you went and recovered it from a thief”

“THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!”

In fairness, skaters don’t generally damage public property, they usually just damage themselves on public property, which is the rub with most municipalities. This video would have been made sweeter if the kids collectively started kicking the crap out of him for being a complete fuckwad. 

Macho bullshit in Spain hasn’t been the same since Hemingway’s death. He would’ve gone after that boar, a rifle in one hand and a drink in the other.

The first thought has to be "This is either a Jackass or Remi Galliard stunt". Or Ace Ventura.

I find it hard to believe that in Spain of all places, there wasn’t a single macho idiot ready to throw down against wild angry livestock. I mean it’s a national sport there! 

If this is the Downtown Denver Skatepark, it’s #11 in a list of seemingly screamingly obvious Don’t Be That Guy regulations:

Well, when you have 7 billion people in one place... yeah.

Can you imagine how dehumanizing those trashy Cinemax After Dark and trashy low budget 80s teen sex comedy sets must have been?

This guy is a huge asshole!!! You don’t take motorized vehicles on a park designed for something else. Don’t f@*k up the skate park for those who we’re trying to keep from damaging property by shredding around town.

If I’m going to wish I got to reenact a scene from Jurassic Park, it’d be the scene where the heroes safely escape the island.

How does one process then react to seeing Shakira chasing a wild boar? I think that the situation was over before most people processed it.

bystanders watched her porcine predicament without offering any help whatsoever.

This is a Roland Emmerich movie.

The more positive way to spin that is that Janeway’s the one Star Trek captain that doesn’t have the support network of Starfleet or the Federation to fall back on, so she’s the only one who realizes how much privilege the Prime Directive represents. It’s one thing to put on an elaborate costume drama for a more…

Goodnight Moon II: The Revenge

Ugh, I hate how often science fiction writers talking about evolution run into “You Fail Biology Forever” by treating evolution as some kind of naturalistic, non-theistic divine imperative rather than just the adaptational/speciation process it is.

At first I wanted to be upset that Ant Man was as low as it was (and I would still swap it with Doc Strange), but looking at all the movies above it, I’m like, no, I guess it belongs where it is. I would argue that’s just a testament to how surprisingly good most of the movies in the MCU have been.

It is unforgivable that they left out Chaplin, the amazing Tony Stark prequel detailing his youth as a silent film star before the tragic death of his parents!

I think it can’t help but feel a bit rushed towards the second half, when it’s trying to squeeze in a whole new cast and suggest all of Cap’s WW2 career in a series of montages and quick cuts. Steve Rogers is great as an earnest fish out of water in the 21st century, but I could also happily watch a whole flashback…