I was beginning to fear no one had posted this yet.

I can’t even hear myself honk on the interstate. I keep thinking about adding an air horn, but I have this recurring vision of honking at someone who’s so startled they wreck, and die.

That goes without saying.

They did a first gen Cherokee on the headlights.

I don’t see anything in the Clean Air Act information online, so it sounds like you’re describing state/local regulations, which wouldn’t change the fact that it’s a federal crime.

Nope, it’s federal law. Texas has similar laws IIRC but I suppose an emissions test isn’t strictly speaking testing whether the equipment is identical, just that it behaves to whatever specification is required.

Nope. I believe it’s legal, or at least tacitly allowed, to install a newer engine with better emissions compliance, but other than that there are no exceptions that I’m aware of to the general “you shall not tamper with the emissions controls as manufactured” rules under the Clean Air Act.

but most of that era of emissions equipment is easy to undo

They need a way to break their contract without paying penalties or getting sued. Government steps in and shuts them down, and they’re free of that obligation.

Technically dropped it for 2021, although it also vanished from the 2020 online builder this spring.

I’ll pretend you didn’t just imply that turquoise is obnoxious.

And it’s dead and I hate 2020.

It’s a very small country.

I’d say Jeep Commando, but no one would have recognized the similarity. I’m pretty sure I could pass one of those on the street and never notice.

There’s a small town in Indiana that, when you leave Home Avenue, you either have to turn towards Church Street or Hooker Street. Choose wisely.

My hope is to harlequinize it.

White is just as not-a-color as silver, so sure, sell me a white one cheap.

I’ve driven in Ohio maybe twenty times in my life. I’ve been pulled over two of those times, compared to four times in my home state.

I love driving this way, but I’m too easily distracted. I only make about 200 miles a day.

(SFW)