How many of those options have a removable roof, though?

Sheeit, for part of the year I have to zip my windows. Quit yer whinin’.

Have you seen the new Bikini Wrangler?

We get so much more practice at that these days.

I suppose it was inevitable we wouldn’t get a hookah in the glove compartment. 

My childhood dream was a pipeline of Coke straight to my house. If they could do it with water, why not Coke?

Yeah, I read that as 5% not 5k. I suspect the difference is minimal. 

Buy factory for 5% off invoice.

That’s going to hurt.

You should rescue this Dart.

Even before that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slant_6

“Honey, I just rear-ended another Festiva.”

I wonder what percentage of the rural economy depends on truckers. It seems like a healthy number live in remote areas (if nothing else, easier to park there), and of course truck stops are an economic oasis for a lot of small towns.

Hyundai Genesis: let there be flight.

The Last Ride of the Straight Sixes would make a good band name (or a classic Western).

If you’re doing this on a weekend, we could put together a Jeep caravan...

Well-played (if technically incorrect).

I remembered yesterday that my Apple Watch now has a noise warning feature. I grabbed a screenshot while on the interstate with the Jeep’s doors and windows off.

For $2000?

Must...refrain from obvious joke.