Bought mine for 17k, have put at least 20k into repairs and maintenance in just 5 years.

Exactly. How would I notice, except at a track, that I’m fractionally slower? If I’m spending that much on a car I want to be able to enjoy it anywhere. 

“but there is no tooth fairy”

Ok, smart guy, then explain bumblebees. Or the tooth fairy. 

I was just regretting not taking photos of more driveways in southern Indiana this weekend. I wish I had steep climbs like that every day.

I’m sure the little voice in her GPS told her to turn, so she turned. Once she started effectively falling down the stairs, she probably figured it was safer to keep going down.

There’s a local Jeeper in my club who runs his Wrangler year round with no doors, top, or windshield.

In other words, just keep reading Jalopnik.

Apparently it’s just my inability to express a joke. 

Username checks out.

Huh.

I toyed with the idea of becoming a speechwriter (as, I suspect, many West Wing fans did). Having to write something like this, though, would be tough.

I’d occasionally use socks to remove my del Sol targa top. I can’t for the life of me remember why I would have had tube socks but no gloves with me.

I’m driving around in 90+º weather with top and doors off, and windshield down, and I hope other Jeep owners feel a little shame at their A/C existence.

There are minimum speeds in some places, yes. That doesn’t change the fact that the speed limit not a requirement.

Putin’s playing chess while Trump is playing tic-tac-toe. 

“Limit” means it’s a cap, not a floor.

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/ruminations-on-stoplights-and-smartphones-1829700735

That’s awesome. Reminds me of the scene from Harry Potter where the spiders were fleeing the castle.