The GOP is projecting so hard they’re now presented in IMAX.

This new format of not scrolling but instead clicking next is stupid.  I click next but then still have to scroll to see two paragraphs.  What’s wrong with scroll format??

My personal favorite reinvented character is Commissioner Gordon.

Never read the comics, and when I saw that scene I thought it was one of the dumbest scenes in the whole franchise. It honestly broke the 4th Wall because of how obviously absurd it was in-universe and how it was clearly just meant to be the filmmakers speaking directly to fans at home in the most blatant, ludicrous…

You can break it down in any way you want to (the plot, the characters, their interactions, the overt fan service, as the last chapter of a saga) but the end result is always the same: This movie simply blows.

I love Lizzy Warrren. She is smart, thoughtful, and passionate. The only reason she is not running away with this thing is that we —as a country— fucking suck at doing the right thing.

He’s correct because that’s Stephen A. Smith from 2040.

JFC! I’m only up to Phantom and I’m just sitting here like, “Sign me the fuck up for this!”

YES! THANK RAO! DON’T LET THE DOOR OF SHITTY IDEAS HIT YOU IN THE ASS, MUTHAFUCKA!

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

First of all, bravo!

There’s a difference between a big ensemble movie having very minor, unnamed throwaway queer characters, and a similarly large movie acknowledging a central character’s canonical queerness.

BBT is the fucking worst. 

Well written, smart, fair piece. Hope you don’t get roasted for it.

It’s not always in cephalopod form. And the threat isn’t always coming from the ocean, hence cosmicism being attributed to Lovecraft. Hell, there’s a new Nic Cage movie based on a Lovecraft story about an object from space fucking shit up. Lovecraft is even credited as a writer.

Reed Richards is a dick.

This opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

www.mcsweeneys.net : Carlos Greaves - As a 28-Year-Old Latino, I’m Shocked My New Novel, Memoirs of a Middle-Aged White Lady, Has Been So Poorly Received.

Listen, the #boymom and #girldad shit is dumb as fuck but this is fucking unnecessary.