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Listen, the #boymom and #girldad shit is dumb as fuck but this is fucking unnecessary.

There is no way to talk about his legacy other than to say he’s a rapist. The hero worship of this guy is disgusting. It’s fine to feel sympathy for his wife having lost her daughter at such a young age with so much promise and the father to her daughter but screw Kobe Bryant. I mean I could give people feeling bad a…

“Will she mention Bill Clinton’s multiple affairs and alleged rapes when he dies?”

I’m good with rapists dying

Nah, fuck rapists

One less rapist in the world. Good riddance.

I can’t be the only one who thinks the lawsuit just makes her look more like a Russian or Republican asset? 

You know, when I first saw and heard her I liked Tulsi Gabbard. And I have my problems with Hillary Clinton. But then someone told me about Gabbard and Syria and I read up a bit. Then I found out that Gabbard got elected to her first public office by taking a stand against Gay Marriage. Like that was her main campaign…

My alopecia story is a bit different but in many ways similar.

AYANNA!

Unrealistic body expectations for Pikachus everywhere

Maybe it’s the state of the world today, but I’m delighted by the thought of a grouchy old librarian going all Gordon Ramsay on children’s books. “Charlotte’s Web? More like Charlotte’s Shit! Bunnicula? How about Bun-fuckula! Dr. Seuss? Don’t even get me started on that nonsensical mother fucker!”

If you’re going to dye your hair, at least dye your eyebrows along with it.

I’d argue the just servicable gameplay, bland protagonist and slow story hold it back more.

I was more mad about the dead animals, mostly because I think you’ve got the storytelling purposes twisted.

Atom Zombie Smasher is one of my favorite games and I had never really thought about why until now. It's majorly the approach to narrative gameplay and the overwhelming sense of dispair that it creates. Good stuff.

Awww, is NerfNow one of those people who’s super bent out of shape that Rey didn’t trail with Yoda for like, three days the way Luke did? Those guys are no fun.   It’s Space Wizards with Laser Swords, take a breather fellas.  

She has to pay for all those D&D hardcovers after all.