One of those “unintended consequences” that Sandberg referred to? A survey by the Lean In Foundation and Survey Monkey, according to Sandberg, found that “60 percent of male managers in the United States are not willing right now, are nervous, about having a one-on-one interaction with a woman.” Per Variety,…

Now, you see, if they’d had a gun no one would be dead right now.

It’s also objectively hilarious when you try to claim that and you’re not talking about the one-man con job that is Trump.

This is some deep existentialist terror inducing shit.

“Horrible People Agglomerate Into a Single Viscous Mass of Hate”

There’s really so many choices, like “Assholes unite with goblins”.

“Idiots unite with Morons”, is what I’m preferring.

Outwardly: “We trust Gamebear to make things right...”

She goan vote for Trump.

The quote from his father, Michael McGlockton, is GREAT. No hugging bullshit:

Yeah I aint gonna push this conspiracy story because it sounds way too messy to be orchestrated by anyone other than some screw ups. People are basing all of this on the story that was told by one of the suspects. Its very likely that the story is made up by the suspect to make himself look as innocent as possible.…

Really glad he said this.  I know some people that listen to him who probably need to hear it.  

This is the correct (and only) response.

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.

[Secret Five-Eyes briefing room before Barr shows up]

Guys, can you BELIEVE that this politician likes [POPULAR THING]? What a fucking putz, amirite?!?

I’d watch at least one episode of live-action Rick & Morty with Rick played by Bernie and Morty played by Pete Buttigieg.

He made out pretty well for having a vague concept for what might become an idea for a show

Because he won as a result of the SOL issue. When there is a procedural issue like that, the case is decided in favor of one party without actually determining the substantive issues underlying the lawsuit.