““Toot, toot,” he’ll whisper. “I’m Mayor Poot.”

...can’t ... breathe...

“The implication here is that while The Emperor’s New Groove’s production team was able to crank out a movie, the process apparently wasn’t as streamlined and meticulous as one would imagine Disney productions to be. It’s likely that things like this happen more often than studios are inclined to let on, so as to not…

“RIP, so sad to think that so many of B5's cast have passed on already.”

I used to describe B5 as, “Star Trek, except they kill of regular cast members.”

I didn’t mean it like this.

That going to become a pilgrimage site for folks with a giantess fetish.

(I Am Not a Historian)

It’s a glass dagguerotype, so somewhere in the 1840s or 1850s, which matches the Civil War uniforms in the background. I think all those guys could have plausibly existed in the mid-19th century. The samurai and the Native American, for sure. Not sure what the guy in the hood in the back is, but…

The Pelosi one also said, “We want everything,” which is a right wing caricature of a leftist position, and not something an actual leftist would say.

“We want it all”? That’s not a left-wing sentiment, that’s a right-wing caricature of a left-wing sentiment. No way was Pelosi vandalized by anyone on the left - this was done by some MAGA who thought he was being clever.

Given how long the production was on this game, it should either have been pretty much exactly the game they delivered, but it runs flawlessly. Or it should have been overstuffed with ideas and systems and minigames, and had about half as many bugs.

Instead, we got a beta build of a workmanlike action RPG.

Which excuses (arguably) Jezebel, but not Logic magazine, which was the source of that quote.

I think the point is that “crazy overtime and a broken final product” are bad, but they’re not “cut off your child’s feet because you didn’t meet your rubber quota” bad.

If the vandals had been linked with BLM, the cops would have caught and shot somebody by now. Whether or not they were involved in the crime would essentially be a coin flip.

I will watch any number of variations on this scene:

“...we do get disabled characters played by non-disabled actors, including Rob Lowe as Nick Andros, who can neither hear nor speak...”

Fun fact: Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear. Source: an interview I saw him do on Letterman twenty-six years ago, promoting the miniseries, where he addressed this exact complaint.

I keep imagining Steppenwolf trying to walk through a curtain, and it’s really amusing me.

Most shop lifting is by employees... AND HE’S AN EMPLOYEE!

Checkmate, liberals!

-Charlie “Head Trauma” Kirk

So, I was in the ER yesterday because my appendix tried to kill me. My room was right across the hall from the nurse’s station, and I could hear them talking all day. The nurses - you know, people who chose caring for the sick and dying as a career path, who have spent the last six months on the frontlines fighting…

Lauren Mestas was at a BLM protest where a guy got shot. After the protest, she returned to the apartment complex where she lives. Possibly because she was shaken by seeing someone die, she forgot where she parked her car, and when she couldn’t find it the next morning, assumed it had been stolen, and called the police…

#unskewedphones

“The more obvious argument is that gender reveal parties uphold dangerous and inaccurate gender norms, where biology unequivocally equates to identity...”

As someone who is currently choking on smoke and ash from the wildfire caused by this party, I’m going to have to say, “No. No, that is not remotely the most obvious…

Every other review you’ve done, it’s brought back all these memories of the books, including stuff that you didn’t directly mention.