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My job tried to do that, “You’re security now!” bullshit once, after some yahoo tailgated in through the front door and wandered around for a while. The email they sent around literally said, “What if he’d had a gun?”

Yeah, that’s why I’m not doing shit to challenge tailgaters, you assholes! If he has a gun, and I

My best guess - and I’m 100,000% not endorsing this view - is that Kessler is trying to say that people aren’t poor because they don’t earn enough, they’re poor because they spend their money foolishly. If they were sensibly frugal, they wouldn’t accrue those debts, and the disparity between them and the wealth of

“Trump no Longer Mates with UK Ambassador”

Jesus Christ, phrasing! Phrasing!

Iron Maiden? “Death focused?”  Dudes write heavy metal songs about Dune and Conan the Barbarian.  They were nerd-core before nerd-core was a thing.

“Overthrow Colonialism Day”

Because Democrats think being a sexual predator is a bad thing, so hammering a democratic candidate for an association with a predator harms them in the election. Republicans think being a sexual predator is a good thin, so hammering a Republican candidate for being a sexual predator gets his base fired up and

I’d like to read this article, but when I try, a giant “American AF” banner ad for t-shirts covers up the content, and stays in the middle of my window when I scroll down until I get far enough to reach the comments.

Ugly-ass t-shirts, too.

Misread the headline. Thought they were making an opera about this guy.

Paddington Bear opposes ICE.

I do the eye thing because otherwise, I look really fucking high.

And not even a good glazed donut.

Got it!

Oh, it’s one of the new action figures from Jordan Peele’s Us!

If the person publishing these “trade secrets” (these are not trade secrets, fwiw) does not have some sort of a contract with Nintendo agreeing not to publish this information, Nintendo should not be able to touch them.  It’s not the state’s responsibility to protect Nintendo’s ad campaign.  If they don’t want this

Figure out who in their org is leaking, and fire them.

Hell, the pen and paper game had a whole source book based off George Alec Effinger’s novel When Gravity Fails. Almost every single female character in that book is trans, and the protagonist is in a long-term relationship with a transwoman.

This is why I don’t mind the ad.  If you’re trying to convince Republicans to back off of attacking abortion, what else are you going to appeal to?  Their sense of fairness?  Their respect for women?  Their ideological consistency?  That’s never going to work, because Republicans don’t have any of those things.  The

Dr. Jekyll isn’t a good guy in that story. He’s the socially acceptable face of a raging misanthropic monster.  He created a serum that allowed him to live out his basest impulses without tarnishing his reputation as a pillar of society.  It’s a perfect metaphor for Biden, who has spent decades maintaining a likable

Speaking as a fan of Wolfman/Perez’s Titans run, the Titan’s TV show is fantastic. Yeah, it’s not the comic book. I’m okay with that - if I want the comic book, I can read the comic book.  I want adaptations to do something different with the material.  Particularly when there’s already so many other adaptations of

I think this article makes an unfair assumption that the Governor’s behavior is sexist, when it’s entirely possible that he’s a psychotic rage monster who is unable to exhibit a slightest modicum of self control with everyone, not just women.

On the other hand, if we’re assuming he’s sexist just because he’s a