Here’s a research topic for you:

New sign suggestion: “Fuck Eddie Papazoni.”

Also, apparently the entire history of violence against Jews took place in one four year window.

Or greedy, for that matter.  It’s not like the IRS keeps that money - it goes to pay for roads, and schools, and bombing foreigners.

So, when is someone going to cast this guy as the lead in a John Waters biopic? ‘Cause damn, the resemblance is uncanny.

I’m cool with the mixed cultural timelines - works for me in Civilization games, works for me here.

“Do you run?”
“Only when chased.”
-Real Genius

“The fire’s too hot! It makes me maaaaaaaad!”

Doesn’t the possibility that he had someone else in the car with him make the use of the spike strip even more questionable?

“The fools will pay for not seeing the genius in my production of The Wiz,” is absolutely what Lavarious Slaughter is going to say right before he starts his career as a super villain.

“Later, after an officer yanks the child away from Headley, the cop then waves a yellow stun gun at the angry crowd that has gathered around them, the New York Times reports.”

Waitin’ for the day that doesn’t work. 

Also lots of foreign tourists there. More people internationally are going to have a few basic English vocabulary words than Japanese vocabulary words.

Nah, that’s not Steve from the past.  He’s confused because they think Scott got vanished like half of everyone else.  They don’t know about him being stranded in the Quantum Realm.

Dear PETA,

Here, let me help you with that:

I’m a fan of Hearthstone for similar reasons.

This is basically reason number one I don’t play online games, and why Fallout 76 is the first Fallout game I won’t be buying.

But the important thing is, she helped put a rapist on the Supreme Court.

Good job, Claire!

Tea is bad because sometimes its bitter, so you should drink coffee instead?

You’re mad.

At any rate, not because of being blocked by Trump.