There’s a great interview with Sean about doing the voice work for Civilization VI, where he’s surprised and disappointed when it’s pointed out that he dies in the opening cinematic.

It was far from the most significant race last night, but...

If I can’t joke about the situation, I’m going to eat a fucking bullet. Humor is a survival technique.

Now fuck off and tone police somewhere else.

We can still find some middle ground here. What’s Jezebel’s position on hitting other people’s kids?

“On what planet has South Park ever condoned any PC behavior and said it was commendable?” 

“No, I understood your hyperbole perfectly well.”

Sorry, but you pretty obviously didn’t.

Your TLDR is wrong, by the way. It’s not axiomatic that money and dev time spent on making a storefront means less money and dev time for everything else. Development budgets are designed around expected revenue. If Bethesda…

So, I just now figured out that Rebel Wilson was not in the ‘90s band Wilson Philips. That was Carnie Wilson.

Not quite as bad as the time my dad thought Bono from U2 was the same guy who was married to Cher, but still pretty dumb.

Sorry, guess my hyperbole was too subtle. I don’t care if they charge $50,000 for an in-game haircut. Paying money for that at any price point above a fraction of a dollar makes you an idiot, and I don’t particularly care if Bethesda is gulling idiots out of their money, particularly when separating schmucks from…

This is a big part of why I stopped identifying as a gamer.

I made a conscious decision to never have kids because I can absolutely see myself letting them do something like this.

I’m a bad person, but at least I’m self aware.

It’s the two kids looking up at the statue that clinches it, and makes it unambiguous that this is a copyright violation.

I don’t care what they charge for it. So long as it’s not buying an in-game advantage, they can put whatever price tag they want on it. If they can get suckers to pony up $50 for a special haircut, more power to them. It’ll be those idiots who are subsidizing the free updates for the rest of us.

My first reaction to that photo was, “Why would someone do a black face Doc Brown?!”

Then I realized it was Al Roker.

I need to stop reading the news for a couple days.

Refusing to do a shoot with someone because you don’t feel safe is one thing.

Speaking as a certified fat-ass, you desperately need to lighten up

“Hey! This is cold!”

This post had 69 likes when I saw it.

That is all.

“Party of Lincoln” ftw!

This is the inherent problem with “asshole” central characters in long-running, American-style sitcoms. You have to keep upping the antics so you’re not repeating yourself, but at the same time, you can’t have real-world repercussions that would remove a core cast member. So Michael Scott gets more and more offensive…

I’d never heard of Stephen Elliot before this lawsuit.