OK Boomer

'a lot more fun' is a bit of a stretch, don't you think? An 80+ hour game with lots of plot and emotionally charged content vs a remake of a PS1 game, that's a big gap in comparison.

One Bad Dog I Met

To put it another way: I was on my way to sit in a vessel that defies gravity when I noticed the store employee was sending messages to the other side of the planet at the speed of light. What a time to be alive. 

“I’ll shoot yo ass in the fucking head before you walk out that door with my son.”

Floyd’s Owner: I-I-I never thought I’d survive. I totally screwed the pooch here.

My dudes, you have killed Splinter, you laid off a bunch of cool journalists, I have even stuck with you through your auto-play video ads that kill my YouTube video playing in the background, but if you don’t stop these ads that auto-forward my ipad to some “install flash player now!” website with no back button so I…

The Cardinals will be sending a team rep to New York tomorrow night for the ceremonial first hit-by-pitch on Correa.

Those of you who live in areas where HEB has grocery stores should try their store brand. It comes in Mild, Medium and Hot, and the Hot is too hot for me (if you knew me you would understand that this is astounding).

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

Not Paul Lukas!

And to think, just 70 some odd years ago he would have been an attraction.

I also miss the hover-over feature for other sites. I liked to give them a quick skim to see if anything struck my interest. I’m not a regular reader of, say, Jalopnik, but once or twice a week something there might catch my eye, and I was generally not disappointed if I clicked over and read something I might have…

Milkshake Duck gonna Milkshake Duck.

No way. Dee in the bathroom as an ostrich!

If you're going to joke about raping a child, at least be clever or funny, please.

“I can’t see straight.”

Doesn’t he have an elite QB right now?

“I’m worried Kroger’s avocado strategy is—what’s the phrase I’m searching for?—entirely wrong.”

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job