And the fact that he had a 7-figure NFL contract to look forward to probably didn’t hurt.

Judging by his haircut, how much longer until he gets tricked into speaking at a Proud Boy rally or something like that?

The fact that this sanctimonious blowhard is on TV bitching about this is rich given that he carefully cultivated and monetized his college image while being a terrible failure at everything else he’s tried to do professionally.

Talk about selfish. The only reason the guy starting playing minor league baseball was because his name was becoming increasingly irrelevant after he was a huge bust in the NFL and he just SUCKS in Triple-A. If it was any other player playing like that in Triple-A, he wouldnt have a job anywhere. He literally only has…

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

Wade Boggs is alive.

I did it for the gram too

Also the Battlehawk is in Charlie Kelly’s diary right next to the Denim Chicken.

he was right to edit you

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I agree with your sentiment that people who make fun of WNBA athletes are assholes - you actually just touched on a different major hotbutton issue for them. Median salary of 71,635 for WNBA players, so yeah. Not super lucrative.

If they really want people to watch baseball, they should hold it in a Football stadium, but with a bigger triangular ball, and no bat, and with 11 players on each side, and players wearing football padding and ...

“Sorry, that came out weird. What I meant to say was that I’m going to jerk off first and then pop Madden in. Better?”

Nobody masters “I could be Italian, Jewish or Hispanic” space better than John Turturro.

Third, dude’s getting super pumped about a play that doesn’t even involve his kid. That’s awesome! It’s the objectively correct way to watch kids’ sports!

And racist... Don’t forget that.

But he’s got some talent. He’s got some athleticism