They’re already fucked.

It becomes kind of a farming sim by the end

I dig it; a fun, informative read. Hard time in Jalopnik should let him work back the rest of his soul.

Empyrion. Still cant decide if i like it. But Im still playing it <shrug>

Hey man, that’s a real cool Forester you got there.

This will end in disaster. I foresee it.

Is it just Endless Legend in space? (I realize it came first though)
I grew bored with E.L. over time and pine for a modern remake of Alpha Centauri.

Mind control: I would bet obscene sums on F1 races, and make millions. The 3 real people following me on Twitter are lost in the spam and funny gifs anyways.

Is it just me or does the lede pic look like a blue s-10 Blazer?

Pure witchcraft. It never ceases to amuse that you can “shrink” the metal by pounding on it.

This assumes someone else in the house might lift a damn finger to make something besides me.

exactly how I responded. You buy the car; you assume the liability not the rest of the world using crosswalks.

‘6ers are hoping to crack the top 5 in this year’s lottery.

I appreciate this and feel similarly.

Dammit! If we’re going to talk about skills I’m selling the Huracan and buying a Miata.

No, I only want the soundtrack. I’ve got a long way to go to make it to the border of Mexico.

Yeah, this is so much, “meh.”

Man do I have the Corolla for you!

This is glorious. It is also the only Dodge I would consider spending money on sans Cummins. So cool.

Love it!