except he didn’t pardon her, he commuted her sentence - she still has a conviction, she’s just been released from prison.

Ugh, Dinesh D’Souza was a massive douchebag long before he became famous for his explicitly racist ‘documentaries’ on Obama. This is yet another sad abuse of the presidency by this orange pustule.

While Planned Parenthood does not provide the mammograms themselves, they do the pre-cancer screenings and refer patients to places that do. They also provide information on grants and local charities to cover the mammograms.

This week I got to help screen bones from a mastodon fossil pit and tonight I’m seeing the band mastodon. I was told this is a Dad joke, but I think it’s pretty damn cool.

The normal spirit of the Code 45* is missing today; nothing feels funny, even in a twisted, satirical way. Not sure why; it’s not like another batch of kids being gunned down at school is anything we haven’t seen before – and it’s certainly not something we won’t see again. But looking at the mix of Tweets today, and…

I got you.

Can likely still purchase/own a firemarm.......

So..... you’re equating payments to a philanthropic foundation that helps poor people in Africa to secretly handing millions of dollars to a single shady NYC lawyer?

“You’re not here...You’re not here ...Think of a great time with Obama’s...Think of Obama’s...Think of Obama’s”...

First of all, this list should just start and end with Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, but GODDAMN do I hate articles that use the word “Prove” in the title. Unless it is an article about a legal trial or a scientific endeavor, don’t fucking use that hyperbolic style of headlines.

I got married almost 8 years ago, and I kept my name. It is so weird to me that it is the normal, expected thing for an American woman to change her name when we get married to a man, and that instead of moving forward in time from the hypenated names of the 90s to everyone gets to have their own identity, seemingly…

I did a thing this week.

ELECTION PSA

TRUMP: I can’t believe you did this, Michael. I’ve said it before—we have to be more careful with the cyber.
COHEN: ...What?
TRUMP: The tapes. They’re part of the cyber ...no?
COHEN: No, they’re...
TRUMP: But email is.
COHEN: Email is, in a way, yes.
TRUMP: Part of the cyber. So what are tapes?
COHEN: They’re just...tapes.…

About ten years ago I was living in a fairly rural area and I was out doing some yard work one day when a large, black dog that I didn’t recognize walked by. It wasn’t one of the neighborhood dogs, and was large enough that I stopped what I was doing and took notice, like “Jesus, that’s a big-ass dog!” before going…

Does anyone remember last January? Code 45* remembers. It was when El Calabaza Peluda tweeted this:

There is no guarantee Dems will win the House and/or Senate. We need to get involved - donate, calls, hit the streets. Sitting back and hoping the GOP is just going to implode is NOT going to be enough.

I don’t understand why there can’t be independent advocates for porn actors on the site of each shoot. We have a message at the end of every movie which features an animal, no matter how insignificant the animal or the length of time on film, which certifies no animals were harmed in the making of the film (which is…

Peacock shrimp is not impressed