Today’s Code 45* notes how easily information going into 45*’s sound holes can be transmogrified before it escapes from his puckered noise hole or his pudgy typing stubs. His tweet about “The big Caravan of People from Honduras” was wholly based on a report (actually an advertisement) he saw on Fox News Mexico…

I may have a rage stroke. The people walking through Mexico aren’t illegal as the Fox definition applies to people who have committed the “crime” of entering the U.S. without authorization. More so, they aren’t even planning to cross illegally. They plan to ask for asylum which is a legal process. I’m not sure migrant…

Even beyond the bigoted message this sent, the crux of this joke has an unintentional grain of truth about the problem with so many in power right now. I will highlight:

Most paper trees are coniferous and pollinate via wind. All that yellow stuff covering your car in spring is basically tree semen.

I’m not sure it’s bullshitting, but in typical sycophant ignorance fashion, see sees the trees but not the forest.

Biden comes out to meet Trump and Trump starts to retreat,
if Trump goes back an inch farther he’ll end up in a ringside seat.
Biden swings with his left, Biden swings with his right,
Look at old man Joe carry the fight
Trump keeps backing, but there’s not enough room,
It’s a matter of time till Biden lowers the boom.
Now…

The producers tried to make one about the Apostle Peter, but the studio denied them three times, and they were apprehensive about Thomas. They were doubting Thomas’ viability.

Trump famously refused to sell his businesses upon taking office, opting for a blind trust

When Daughter was about 4, she pushed Son (2) down. I came running from the kitchen to see why he was crying, and she started dancing and singing really loudly in an attempt to distract me from the person who had cause to point the finger at her.

The net is closing, and according to today’s Code 45*, the president is thinking hard about what his future will hold. I have it on good authority that he has taken great interest in movies of late. According to various sources, 45* prefers movies that are simplistic and rah-rah (Bloodsport, Air Force One); movies…

Because you have to keep in mind his family is being torn apart too. His children have no idea when they’ll see their father again or where it’ll be especially if the parents move to different states.

Unfortunately, we know what comes next…

Nothing says you’re innocent like constantly trying to meddle in the investigation into whether or not you’re innocent.

Are you all really going to not mention Louise Slaughter’s passing, or did I miss it somehow?

And his Chicken Protection Counsel is made up of foxes, a coyote and one very nightmarish wolverine.

Public health isn’t a moral decision.

Today’s Code 45* is dedicated to the brave and committed young people who walked the hell out and demanded that the so-called adults smarten the fuck up. We don’t know for sure, but this felt like a real moment today. We’re not going to go so far as to float the idea that it’s a “turning point”, but we’re comfortable…

While they’re at it, how about adding some terrorism charges.

Ladies and gentlemen, your not-at-all-unhinged #MAGA economically anxious white male.