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Rage of ManBearPig
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Good job Toyota, you just came up with the Honda Prelude

So pretty much The Martian? I wonder how Elon missed that one.

Or ooooor, really cheap out, buy a lemon, install ebay turbo, when blown get new lemon, repeat.

Please god just send the asteroid already

Do you need to go to your safe space?

Sorry science doesn’t conform to your childish notions of badassery

Ruin your seats to make a point... Genius.

Oh shit

That must be the most satisfying thing ever

Thats what happens when you drink the water in Rio

why?

In other news, congress just approved 3 trillion dollars to buy remote controlled toy F35, they still can’t fit the Nerf gun in it.

I think the same when people get vanity plates with “BMW069" Or “Merc69" yeah, thanks I thought it was the Dacia Sandero.

How about none, fuck this stupid scam

Also, this is what a good Starship Troopers movie would probably look and feel like.

Yes, what I mean, is that playing HL1 doesn’t give you any clues as to what is going on.

Neither did anyone who did play HL1

Hmm, I don’t know, the thing is they didn’t call it a survival knife, a field knife, even just knife. The called it a Dagger, a Daggers purpose is to kill, it was originally intended to fit between armor plates and deliver the killing blow, so I guess if you called it a dagger it makes sense that its designed to kill.

It was a Rage Quit