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Losing to some bass-less rule

This is what Hemingway wrote about

Im not saying this wouldn’t have happened in a manual, but my car was never recalled for the stick not being wobbly enough

THAT GOOSE TASTED FREEDOM!!!

wow, easy there Hemingway, tl;dr

100 Marcs Euro since they’re german german now

Im sure all the super rich old farts that ride in the back of Bentleys (and/or Footballers) will shed a single tear and use 100 pound bill to wipe it off while toasting TO ENTERPRISE!!!

Also because...

Bonus Points: Get a stupid wrap before you leave, then stop every few hundred miles and ask for directions to the gumball 3000

Yeah, the ones with the best living standards, health, education and infraestructure in the whole world.

Wrong, depending on a single commodity and being ruled by a moron will bring down ANY country regardles of their political leanings

Electing a bus driver as president also helped

I’m not from the US so I couldn’t care less about any of your politicians. Go Trump

I thought it was when the government wouldn’t leave office, I guess that never happened to non socialist countries

PSA:

yes, France have never once flashed its socialism around. again, you’re thinking Communism, there is a difference

It wouldn’t be an Alfa if you weren’t at least a little afraid that it wont start each morning.

I guess I’ll have to ask the dictators of Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Norway, France, and all those other European countries crushed under the boot of socialism.

no, all the ones that can’t shut up about it

Alberta didnt? I mean all those cows are just drilling for oil I guess